Corrupt A Wish

ShiroYasha98 · Aug 23rd 2012, 3:29am

Granted, but you die because of your own poison and stabbed by your own blade because tripped by a rock

I wish i could decide any liiving things(except me) to go to heaven or hell(when they die) or stay alive

bLanK.facE · Aug 24th 2012, 2:58am

Granted, but you're stuck in purgatory

I wish i was sleepless.

Furu--chan · Aug 24th 2012, 3:03am

Granted. However tired you are, you shall never be able to fall asleep, intill you die.

I wish to wake up in time for school every day next year (lame wish, huh?)

savvykitten · Aug 24th 2012, 7:19pm

Granted. But everyone will think you are a super mega uber nerdy geek and you will never get laid.

I wish I had a pet panda bear :love:

Furu--chan · Aug 24th 2012, 10:36pm

Granted. The panda bear suddenly turned into Pedo bear. Good luck. >;)

I wish to be trapped in anime land FOREVER

Happy cake · Aug 25th 2012, 1:07am

granted. but all animes is horror and monster

I wish i don't have so boring life

savvykitten · Aug 25th 2012, 3:51am

Granted. You became the most famous celebrity in history. However, you fell to your death by millions of screaming, crazy fans.

I wish I had a McDonalds...

bLanK.facE · Aug 26th 2012, 5:21am

Granted, but mcdonalds burned down later.

Wish I didn't have astigmatism.

brh131 · Sep 3rd 2012, 10:46pm

Granted, you have no eyes.

I wish I had unlimited, non-corruptible wishes.

RoxasKennedy · Sep 4th 2012, 4:19pm

Granted, but it actually isn't granted.

I wish I have an unlimited supply of Pringles.

Wobblematic · Sep 4th 2012, 4:21pm

Granted, they're only expired.

I wish I had a nice car!

PlatonD · Sep 4th 2012, 7:39pm

Granted, but you crashed it on the wall the first time you got in.

I wish i was dolphin XD

bestbest333 · Sep 4th 2012, 11:37pm

Granted, but the lake you're in is salty and you die (Note that I already am a dolphin, and a living one; nobody can outmatch me!)

I wish I could make everyone that would annoy me a small bug that I could crush.

savvykitten · Sep 7th 2012, 5:23pm

Granted. But one annoying person you turned into a bug flew into some radioactive waste and came back for you and they ate your head.

I wish I had money for another tattoo. :pinch:

namchok · Sep 8th 2012, 3:31pm

Granted. But your new tattoo looks so bad and you don't have enough money to erase that tattoo.

I wish I meet Chimneyswift11,Pewdiepie,etc in real life and get to record video with them.

The Great Gonzo · Sep 8th 2012, 3:32pm

Granted, but it's never uploaded to YouTube.

I wish my life was as cool as the main character from Persona 4. (Don't know what Persona 4 is? Look it up or don't post.)

Shineygem · Sep 8th 2012, 10:12pm

Granted, but you died before you get to live like him

I wish for some pizza

namchok · Sep 9th 2012, 4:10am

Granted,But some pizza that you want turn out to be giant pizza and you die because giant pizza crush you.

I wish I have a lot of bad things in my life.

TheDauphin · Sep 9th 2012, 4:22pm

Granted, but you will still have good things.

I wish i was a pony.

STyNx · Sep 9th 2012, 7:37pm

Granted. But you lose all ur feet-

I wish I'd know Gina Wild irl...

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