Corrupt A Wish

Sadiowitch · Jul 26th 2012, 9:09pm

Granted. You go insane and wish for your own death.

I wish I could grant someone's wishes without them getting corrupted.

APDevious · Jul 26th 2012, 10:38pm

Granted, your wishes will forever be corrupted.

I wish I had an Uzi.

PeaceKeeper · Jul 28th 2012, 12:11pm

granted...
...
...
but it breaks...

i wish i could die...... (i cant die so i want to DIE-DIE )

Terran Ghost · Jul 28th 2012, 1:20pm

Gramted. You were eradicated by a nuclear explosion.

But you didn't go to heaven.

I wish I wasn't invisible to the naked eye

musenesia812 · Aug 5th 2012, 1:05am

Granted. But then you got too many friends and they annoyed you so much that you wished you were invisible again

I wish I played my guitar and drums like a rock god

Racheycore · Aug 5th 2012, 2:48am

Granted, but you die of drug abuse like a rock god.

I wish I was a unicorn

Colesl4w · Aug 5th 2012, 5:31am

Racheycore wrote:

Granted, but you die of drug abuse like a rock god.

I wish I was a unicorn

Granted, but you are the unicorn in CLOP.

I wish I was a pokemon master.

supermariozx205 · Aug 5th 2012, 9:48am

Granted but your pokemon don't come out of your ball.

I wish I was a vampire.

musenesia812 · Aug 5th 2012, 2:08pm

Granted, but you drink poisoned blood and die.

I wish I had a pet wolf

Black_Veil_Brides · Aug 7th 2012, 5:17am

Granted. Then the wolf eats you. :3

I wish I could breathe under water.

NZ Stephano · Aug 7th 2012, 1:13pm

Granted, but just then, all of the worlds sea, lake, and riverbeds dry up

I wish I was a Mewtwo

Racheycore · Aug 7th 2012, 3:35pm

Granted, but the scientists capture you again and this time you can NEVER escape. You will be tested on for the rest of your life.

I wish I had unlimited bacon.

NZ Stephano · Aug 8th 2012, 2:20am

"Granted, but the scientists capture you again and this time you can NEVER escape. You will be tested on for the rest of your life."

The scientists from this example are completely fictional. So, your corruption is invalid, as we are talking Mewtwo IRL

Colesl4w · Aug 8th 2012, 6:24am

Racheycore wrote:

Granted, but the scientists capture you again and this time you can NEVER escape. You will be tested on for the rest of your life.

I wish I had unlimited bacon.

Granted, but its all spoiled.

I wish I was Spiderman.

Cat · Aug 8th 2012, 11:01am

Granted, but you have eight arms, butt grew a little bigger and nothing else.

I wish I am really a healthy cat.

BROFIST_21 · Aug 8th 2012, 1:53pm

sure but you will eat a spoiled food and die

i wish i am very handsome

PlatonD · Aug 9th 2012, 3:56pm

Granted. But your house will get on fire, burn your face and become the ungliest man in the world.

I wish i could live for 2000 years.

Colesl4w · Aug 10th 2012, 2:48am

Granted, but you're trapped alone for those 2000 years.

I wish I had a krabby patty.

savvykitten · Aug 10th 2012, 4:41am

Granted. But Spongebob and Mr.Krabs thought you were a health inspector...So they made you a Nasty Patty instead.

I wish the monsters in my closet would be my friends...

DarkRaven13 · Aug 10th 2012, 2:54pm

Granted, but just for one day, they'll kill you tomorrow.

I wish I had a Nokia 808

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