Granted. But instead of randomly shouting, he randomly hits you.
I wish I were in the game The Legend of Zelda.
I wish I were in the game The Legend of Zelda.
*Brofist* 
Corrupt A Wish
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granted, you're ganondorf in ocarina of time
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I would grant your wish if it were vocalized.
I wish I were a cute kitty cat!
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Granted, but you're surrounded by a pack of wild, vicious dogs.
I wish I could use the Force.
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Granted, but it is fueled with the Force. So you'll never use it.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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Granted, but she's a walrus.
I wish no one could corrupt my wishes, not even this one >:3 -
Granted, but they can piss and shit on it.
I wish my walrus girlfriend was a female human girlfriend. -
Granted, but shes ugly as fuqq and smells like horse turds.
I wish I could grow a big bushy beard. -
Granted, but now a family of spiders are living in your beard.
I wish I had a pewdiepie Party
I want to be where the sun warms the sky.. -
Granted, but the BARRELS gate crash it.
I wish I could fly -
Granted, but only for 5 minutes.. making you fall and die xD
I wish I could run as fast as flash
I want to be where the sun warms the sky.. -
Granted, but only for 5 minutes.. making you launch forwrd and die xD ( Karma ;3 )
I wish my girlfriend was pretty. -
Granted, but she dumps you for someone else.
I wish I could breakdance. -
Granted, but while breakdancing, you break your leg.
I wish I could fly without dying lol
I want to be where the sun warms the sky.. -
Granted, but you can't physically go below the clouds
I wish my ps3 wasn't broken
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Granted, but you break it again (o.O)
I wish i had a ps3
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Granted, you get a busted up PS3.
I wish Halo 4 would come out already. -
Granted, but yours got swapped with DVD instructions on how to mow grass.
I wish for my ps3 to work online
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Granted, but you can only play with a chinese
I wish I had a xBox
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Granted, you get a cardboard box with an X on it.
I wish I was a genius.
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