Corrupt A Wish

APDevious · Jul 25th 2012, 3:45am

Granted, but then you are kidnapped by the mafia and torn limb from limb by a lion, while the mafia records it and sends it to your family and friends.

I wish this demo would download faster.

ChristopherClever · Jul 25th 2012, 11:48am

It downloads faster, but then you get a virus that suddenly causes your computer to explode into a fiery mist, burning your flesh to the bone.

I wish my YouTube channel would become more popular. :3

Sadiowitch · Jul 25th 2012, 1:43pm

Granted. Youtube will delete your account because of your awesomeness.

I wish I could speak English without an accent.

Black_Veil_Brides · Jul 25th 2012, 6:22pm

Granted. But your english grammer is so horrid no one knows what your saying.

I wish I was a wolf.

ChristopherClever · Jul 25th 2012, 8:02pm

Granted, but you must eat your grandmother, it's in your wolf nature.

I wish I could sing awesomely.

The Great Gonzo · Jul 25th 2012, 8:28pm

Granted, but there is no turkey in it.

I wish could go to Steelport.

Black_Veil_Brides · Jul 25th 2012, 9:44pm

Granted. Then ou die xD

I wish I could do letsplays.

ChristopherClever · Jul 25th 2012, 10:41pm

Granted, but you have to have my scaredy-cat face hovering above your shoulder in every video, creeping you out.

I wish I could fly to the moon.

Black_Veil_Brides · Jul 25th 2012, 10:45pm

Granted. Then your spacesuit breaks nd you loos oxygen when you walk on the moon.

I wish I could sing in my house without being yelld at for siinging

ChristopherClever · Jul 25th 2012, 10:50pm

Granted, but you can't change your clothes for a month. HARRRRR.

I wish I had a million dollars.

The Great Gonzo · Jul 25th 2012, 10:55pm

Granted, but you get robbed and are left with 20 dollars and you wake up the next day in Slendy's Forest.

I wish I could make anything, anything in the world.

ChristopherClever · Jul 25th 2012, 10:58pm

Granted, but the world ends right when you discover your powers.

I wish I could swim in the far parts of the ocean.

APDevious · Jul 26th 2012, 12:32am

Granted, those parts freeze before you get a chance.

I wish my mind wasn't blank.

Icelord24 · Jul 26th 2012, 1:33am

Granted, but now your mind is so full of useless knowledge/objects and you your head gets bigger and bigger from all the knowledge until it explodes. o3o

I wish I knew how to program free to play great games that everyone will have fun with and want to play all day and night.

Black_Veil_Brides · Jul 26th 2012, 2:40am

granted. Then a shark eats you up.

I wish I had wings.

ChristopherClever · Jul 26th 2012, 10:57am

Granted but they could only be used to fly to the dirtiest dump in the city.

I wish I had a nice big dessert right now. :3

Clanda · Jul 26th 2012, 11:48am

Granted, but the dessert is so fattening that it eventually causes your body to bloat up and pop like a balloon. Oops...

I wish that I could just type in "Motherlode" into a floating cheat box above my head to earn money like some people do while playing The Sims 2/3.

DarkRaven13 · Jul 26th 2012, 5:01pm

Granted, but it is the fake money for Monopoly game.

I wish I have the best PC in the world

Sadiowitch · Jul 26th 2012, 8:51pm

Granted, but then your parents ground you and send the PC to me.

I wish I had a relationship with Slenderman... :love:

The Great Gonzo · Jul 26th 2012, 8:58pm

Krissumadness wrote:

Granted, but then your parents ground you and send the PC to me.

I wish I had a relationship with Slenderman...

Granted, but Masky kills you in your sleep.

I wish I could make tons of wishes and no one could corrupt them.

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