Corrupt A Wish

Rockspirit · Apr 24th 2012, 9:23pm

Granted but then you listened the thoughts of your parents who said " I hope he will never know he was adopted" ( ahahah that made me laugh so hard

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I wish i can slap your ass!!!!!!!

supermariozx205 · Apr 25th 2012, 12:17pm

granted but when you slap someone you will feel the pain and the one who you slapped did not
I wish that Windows 8 is going to have a classic windows interface

red-wing91 · Apr 25th 2012, 6:10pm

Granted, but using classic interface cancels out all of Windows 8's new features and it goes into Win95 mode.

I wish I knew exactly what I want to do in future...Career-wise.

Damaster00777 · Apr 25th 2012, 11:24pm

Granted, but you realize what you want to be is a mediocre porn star, a suicide bomber, or nothing (which is an occupation, but not a well-paying one.
I wish I had infinite water bottles.

red-wing91 · Apr 27th 2012, 11:50am

Granted, but there is no water in your infinite supply of water bottles.

I wish I was a mediocre porn star.

MeteoRaziel · Apr 28th 2012, 6:08am

Granted, but you were forced to suck and fuck a baguette sized cock and all your holes are ripped. +aids. I wish i could see my crush.

red-wing91 · Apr 28th 2012, 9:35am

You do, but it turns out to be the biggest f'n boulder that crushes your entire body.

I wish my mate Herbert would stop putting plumbs up his arse.

MeteoRaziel · Apr 29th 2012, 8:56am

Granted, he pulled yours instead.

I wish i can find a good picture of Brootal.

Damaster00777 · May 1st 2012, 9:08pm

Granted, but it combusts.

I wish I was Ridiculously Photogenic Guy.

lazypeanut · May 2nd 2012, 5:12pm

Granted but now people never leaves you alone and takes pictures constantly.

i wish barrels weren't such douchebags >:C

gogeta135 · May 5th 2012, 7:59am

Granted now they are no longer douchebags but now they are simply douches

I wish that i could go back to my home country (Russia)

mazzyrazzy · May 22nd 2012, 6:58am

Granted, but there is no more alcohol.

I wish life was more like an adventure book

Tony_Silverwolf · May 22nd 2012, 4:45pm

Granted, but the story ends in a cliff hanger and you never know what happens.

I wish I could move to New York, to be with my mate.

gogeta135 · May 23rd 2012, 7:13pm

Granted but it turns out your mate is a sexual predator and well you can figure out the rest.

I wish i had more alcohol here.

marcusmo17 · May 23rd 2012, 8:07pm

Granted, but it's 100% alcohol.

I wish I could meet PewDie.

gogeta135 · May 24th 2012, 12:52am

Granted but it turns out like last time when you COULD meet him but you didn't

I wish I forgot the term "Blue Waffle"

Reed · May 27th 2012, 12:54am

granted but you have it......

I wish for more wishes! :thumbup:

jameZZummers · May 28th 2012, 3:42am

granted but you contract AIDS
i wish Vegas Pro didnt need Win7

gogeta135 · May 28th 2012, 8:21am

Granted it now needs windows 8 64 bit

I wish I learned how to use After Effects efficiently

DatAsianGuy · Jun 7th 2012, 5:05am

Granted but all of your CPUs mysteriously explode.

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