Continue the god damn story!

Ice cream man! He has come to take his revenge on pewdie, for killing his father! He then stabs pewdie in the face, pewdie survived it, but the ice cream man stole pewdie's hair! Pewdie, knowing he couldn't live without it, went on a quest to get it back. After a few hours, he finds Marzia! Pewdie says "Marzia! :D I missed you!" She round-house kicks pewdie. He says "D: but Marzia, why wo-" she interrupts him saying "God fucking dammit Felix! D:< I had to fight my way through thousands of barrels and bros to get out of the mushroom kingdom, then right after I escaped, a fucking laser shot me in the ass! Dx Why didn't you save me!? and where the fuck is your hair!!??" Stephano explains, but she kicked stephano and said "I fucking asked Felix D:<" Stephano replies "His real name is Felix? Why didn't you tell me PewDie!!!!????!?" Pewdie yells "To many fawking questions D'x Please I--" suddenly...

Vespa arrives and then.....

renders marzia unconscious....

Pewdie says~ "Why Vespa!? D:" vespa replies "BECAUSE I'M NOT MOTHER-FUCKING VESPA!!! D:<" Pewdie "I'm sorry :c I ju-" vesp- I mean segway interupts "No more chances, sorry pewdie, your 'princess' is in another fucking castle!" Vespa.... Segway leaves with marzia, and stephano says "You are an idiot, pewdie!" The...

Bro appears, along with Captain Falcon. "I'll help you, blonde-Swede-I've-never-met-before!" The Captain then FAWLCOWN PAWNCH'D pewdie to...

Jennifer's house where he...

killed a bro then raped him... after an hour of that stuff.....

Jennifer's house was filled with white sticky stuff, suddenly Cutiepie teleported there and broke up with Pewdie then...

Pewdie pulled the glock out of his bulging pants

Where he then noticed it wasn't really a glock, but Pigghes head!
Piggeh looked at Pewdie with a sexy smirk and said...

"You're Sexy Pew Die" . Then Pew Die screams and throw the piggeh head to the hole of brute. then he turns back he saw...

The Ao Oni! Pewdie screamed and ran to find a closet to hide. When he emerged from the closet, he found...

A banana that had a knife who was charging at him , so then pewdie...

Screamed "RUN LIKE A BAWS" and hauled ass. Things were getting CRAZY, after all but that's when Stephano...

tells pewdie there is an embreo by the exit door. pewdie grabs an axe and...

And jumps out of window Yelling FUCK THIS SHIT

but luckily he lands in the pillow sea with a sinking barrel.Pewdiepie was so happy to see that the barrel cannot swim in a pillow sea.lol. Pewdiepie saw a wooden door and axed it saying "heres pewdie!" he saw a room full of embreos and saw stephano in the corner.

and stephano killed them all

bu then the UBER pumped piggeh from AMFP appeared and

Took stephano hostage, so Pewdie

...had a tantrum and punched UBER Piggeh in the face, so