in his apartment on his chair... playing amnesia..... he thought "wow i'm must've drifted off to sleep... thats enough amnesia for one day"
then pewdie heard somthing behind him.. he turned around slowly and saw his dog.
then his dog........

raped him

PewDie says "NO! Bad dog! No more treats for you! D:<" Then, PewDie thinks, "That dream seemed so real... Must be my imagination c:" Then, a barrel slowly rolled out of the darkness and says "PEWDIE! You're so screwed!" He didn't expect this, and squealed like a little girl. Pewdie says "FUCKING BARRELS! D:< YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE REAL! :'(". "Well, Pewdie, we are more than real. We. Are. BARRELS! One last thing, before I take my leave... Pewdie, I am you're father!" Pewdie, in shock, screams "NO! THAT CAN'T BE TRUE! Are you serious D':" Barrel says, "HA! No, we just like messing with you >:D But... We did kidnap Marzia and Maia! ^_^ Bye bye!" But before the barrel could leave, Pewdie grabs an umbrella, then beats the barrel to near death "Where are they, you bastards!" The barrel "*Cough* I... Will never tell you!" The Pewdie screams in rage and murders the barrel! His sanity is a long time gone, so no one will stand in his way!
*Transition!*
"Next time on, PEWDIEPIE ADVENTURES! PewDie loses control, and doesn't even know what he is doing, all he can think about is saving Marzia and Maia!

... I got a little carried away xD sorry about that

pewdie then stopped having a rage attack and surfed the internet for cheats on how to find marzia
he found a complete walkthrough
he printed it off grabbed his lantern and stephano
put his son on the back of the bike and off they went

after a few hours.....

The son moaned: "Daaad, I'm tired..." then PewDie shouted "I DON'T CAAARE!" he then ran over kids trying to Sync Dance, then the kid said...

"Dad if i joined the barrels would you love me?" then pewdie replied "WHAT!?!?! THATS IT SON IM FUCKING SICK OF YOU" pewdie then ejected his son into a well that was holding a water monster inside

But suddenly!...

The water monster fell in love with the son, and they both decided to join the barrels! The barrels told them that the walkthrough pewdie has is actually a trap to trap pewdie in an abandoned mansion with all his enemies(including Jennifer) And pewdie would most likely die, and respawn in the same room, then die, etc., etc. They also told them, that if he somehow escaped, the son and water monster would need to stop him. As they left, the camera dramatically zoomed up slowly, revealing Shane Dawson! Shane Dawson then laughed in a girly manner, with his male sex sla-"I'm not gay! D:<" Female sex slaves feeling up his amazing hair.
*Transition!*
Pewdie rammed the bike into the wall of the abandoned mansion, forgetting that the bike had brakes. He walked up to the door, and as he opened it, he heard Stephano being tortured! D: well, Piggeh was being raped, but we all know he wants it. Pewdie burst in, but was immediately knocked down by grudge girl. She said "I tried to help you, but all you did was shoot me in the face! D'x" Pewdie then screamed and shot her in the face. As he recovered from being scared, Aoi... The purple monster(now I have that song stuck in my head D:) grabbed Pewdie, allowing him to be attacked by all his enemies, even Mayo was part of this D: Then suddenly...

The Door slammed open and Steve went in the room, the Ao Oni dropped PewDie, and Steve and Ao Oni fought, so he escaped into the Dining Room, and found a Machine Room Key, but then...

He couldn't find the place that was obviously the machine room, and while he was thinking, Sperm shooter attacked him!

Then a sperm shooter shot sperm into Pewdie's face and the sperm shooter was laughing like hell.

PewDie wipes it off, and says "I'm not your bitch! D:<" Then grabs wheelchair guy, and smashes sperm shooter into dust with him!
*PewDiePie earned +10 Moral Points and +50 determination!* Pewdie then screams "I will save Stephano, if it's the last thing I do!!! But first, Marzia."
*transition!!!*
Stephano, still being tortured, hasn't spoken a word, or made any attempt to escape, yet. But, he then feels suddenly heart broken, as if the only man he will ever love, chose another over him. *A single tear rolls down his, obviously, sexy face.*

stephano then gets really angry and transforms into super sayian and destorys all of the barrels and everything evil inside the house and shouts "PewDie dont ever fucking leave me again!
they then leave the house in search of marzia

after at least 19 episodes....

but then glados watched pewdiepies videos and decided to let him pass in exchange for....

Stephano!! but then pewdie..

Got a nuke and blew up Aperture, then he found the Machine Room, so he...

went inside and did stuff and found out he actually activated a laser that would disintegrate Marzia

he had only 2 hours so he....

...decided he had enough time to play Happy Wheels, but Timmy was being a little shit and he just didn't care so PewDie...

...threw the boy into a harpoon launcher. He then continued his search for Marzia, when he encountered his next challenge, a/the...