Continue the god damn story!

DarkPoroner wrote:

When he was knocked out by Rubens dad! He woke up and he was tied to a bed surrounded Martin, Ruben's Mom and dad and Jennifer! They were walking on a

polisbil then pewdie got...

A crowbar.
So he...

Tried to get lost of the string, by what he was tied, but..

Jennifer was laying down on his stomach

Suddenly Cutiepie appeared

But then Jennifer said "I sense a threesome".
Then Pewdie said...

no then he thew jennifer into the bro that was chasing him then...

It turns out the bro was a poofer! Jennifer recovers and comes back to PewDie. Cutiepie then decides...

to walk away

But she fell into a trap, set by the untrusted statues! Pewdie said "I'll save you!" and turned into Link from Legend of Zelda. Then...

Then he broke a barell and Piggeh change himself into a fairy to told him: "HEY! LISTEN!" but...

Cutiepie was already taken to Steelport by the Untrusted Statues, so he...

Decided to rescue her! He set off in....

A universal time reset lever! Everything rewinded. Pewdie said "IT'S A TRAP DON'T GO!". Then Cutiepie wanted to hold Pewdie's Master Sword(nothing dirty here) and Pewdie said...

"Nno! Mine D:<" Then segway came and attacked Pewdie! Pewdie said "Whyyy Vespa! D: I lovvvveeedd youuu!!!!" Vesp- I mean segway says "I'm not fucking Vespa, bitch!" and she slowly crept toward him... Then

cutiepie Cut off vespas handle bars

vespa ran off and PewDie was saved
But..

But Pewdie and Cutie had to run with fairy piggeh cuz a water monster was here ! (even if there's no water) so...

they kept running but the door was locked!
then piggeh said "oooopps i must have ate the key... pewdie how you gonna get it out of me" (if you dont get this he wants pewdie to reach inside his A$$ and grab the key)

but suddenly.....

jameZZummers wrote:

they kept running but the door was locked!
then piggeh said "oooopps i must have ate the key... pewdie how you gonna get it out of me" (if you dont get this he wants pewdie to reach inside his A$$ and grab the key)

but suddenly.....

Yeah, we get it xD

But suddenly, a box randomly flew in pewdie's face, which knocked him out! When he woke up, he was..