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CRY! And he captured Marzia and took her to another castle. Pewdiepie decided to......

...Follow Cry in the Minecraft world! There were lot of creepers and zombies, and Cry throw Marzia in a chest, locked it and throwed it in a cave full of spiders. Felix...

Uses his ingeniousness to summon Stephano, who easily destroyed the chest. Cry had fallen asleep, so Stephano peed on him
"Im a jenus Pewdie!" Said stephano, then suddenly...

Cry woke up, and he brought back up. "Ken? What are you doing here?" asked Pewds. "I'm here to stop you!" replied Ken. "But I'm just trying to rescue my girlfriend" responded Pewdie. "I know, and I'm gonna stop you!" Ken shot back, and he threw his bear hat at Pewdie! Pewdie put his arms up to shield himself, when suddenly a shadow got between him and the hat. Pewdie look up, and saw that the figure was none other than...

An enormous sandvich with a sarcastic looking mustache. He stood between them and proclamed himself king of those lands and kicked them all out of there. Pewds was the first one to react, he started waving his arms in the air and running in circles, but it wasnt over, just when they thought they where safe...

A huge army of barrels started surrounding the tower! Soon, the king of barrels killed the weird sandwhich guy and proclaimed himself king! Furious, Pewds shouted "NOT ON MY WATCH, YOU BARRELS!!!" and slammed King Barrel into a wall! So the army of Barrels...

...try to run for their lives so they can recover from Pewdie's awesome attack. But just as they though they're safe, the gang of chairs from the underground deactivated their chair mode and went for deep slumber up to assist PewDie... There was a shout of a thousand chairs *Pewdie chair voice* "We love you Pewdie...we love you so much...although you care about Marzia more...but never mind...we will still help you..." They surrounded barrels...

With there awesomeness and lunged at them with there amazing freaking speed. All the attacks were working great and the barrels were starting to grow weaker and weaker by the seconds, the barrels fled, but some of the chairs lost there life saving him. "Ill never forget you chairs" Pewds said. Then out of no where, Ken was back to stop pewds as he was going to beat him, this time maybe...just maybe, with...

Pedo Bearman's help, PewDie ordered the attack and the barrels started to retreat again but PewDie found out that Pedo Bearman was working not with the barrels or the chairs.He was working with Pedo Bear. PewDie was going to ....

Just tell everyone to CALM THE FUCK DOWN! He still appreciates some free time in his life, not having all action, all the time. And so, pewdie and Marzia went and...

toke a vacation from the battle and went to Island Delfino to where they find out that Pewds was spraying paint everywhere and the whole city was covered inpaint. He was then told to clean up all the paint on the island until...

Marzia turned into a barrel! PewDie decided to...

...do everything he possibly can to bring her back, so he decided to go and pay a visit to the Great Wizard of "I don't care"...and convince him to help Marzia. BUT the PewDiePie knew that wizard is really grumpy and really don't give a shit about things around him, so he needed to come up with the saddest story ever to get "I don't care" Wizard's attention...

"I simply wanted a vacation!" He said, so the wizard I don't care Granted that wish away from all dangers, and piña colada for all. He sat, as he...