But I run past you with ninja speeds and steal the cookie, replacing it with a bomb in your hands that will detonate as soon as the next person posts.
-Hides in the bushes-

Dives into the bushes, engaging in a cartoon-style fight, with the bushes flying around in all sorts of directions as the bomb detonates. I jump out from what's left of the shrubbery, cookie in hand, and flee, leaving you unconscious in the bushes.

but i randomly show up and blast your face with my own pistol (which blows your head off completly (the avatar gun))
and take the cookie and then run in the chopper >: D

Bitch please. *puts on cloak of invisibility and beats you up with my baseball bat and steals cookie.*

I will sneak up on you from behind and use Slendie's long arms to get the cookie out.
After that I would hold the cookie and stare at Slendie himself.

Once Krissumadness has gone mad from staring at slenderman o.o I take the cookie, replace it with a picture of one and RUN!

I fly in, hanging from a helicopter with one of those "grabber" devices you see on infomercials and three in the morning. I reach out with it and steal the cookie straight from your fingertips and fly into the moonlight.

then i blow you up with a homing missle - rocket luncher, (desinged not to destroy cookies) and take it
from you and start running and blasting evrything with my assault rifle...

But then I do some demoniac sacrifices, invoke Alucard and command him to sniper like shoot you in the head, and then, using my Magic Unicorn Power, go flying to the Moon.

After having been previously foiled in my attempt, I (now full of not having the cookie RAGE) have built an evil underground empire full of zombies to do my bidding. I stack them up on top of each other and start climbing to the moon. Then I get bored and tell them to build me a nyan cat space rocket instead In the chaos I manage to get away with the cookie and have the moon over run with zombies (only temporarily though cause they wandered off)

BUT I RETURN FROM THE DEAD! (no zombie)
and go to the moon, blow up all the zombies with my dual handguns
and my sword, kill you in style, and close your eyes when you die (i do that ussualy)
take the cookie, and start killing the zombies again, running like a BAWS

I will shot you in the head with a shotgun and take your cookie to save the universe

I call bowser and have him foil your plan, bringing me the cookie in return for me kidnapping the Princess.
Mission successful.

I ask Luigi to step out of the shadows once and for all. He defeats bowser and as a reward for helping him with his confidence, gives me the cookie.

I appear out of nowhere riding a magnificent unicorn and snatch the cookie from your hands, then my unicorn poops a rainbow.

I catch up with you riding nyan cat and snatch the cookie from your hands and fly away onto another planet so that no one can find me

While floating around in space, I eventually grow hungry and require sustenance. Eventually I see you on this tiny little planet just sitting there so I use the planet's gravity to fall down and eat you. Then I see the cookie you were holding on the floor. It is a nice looking cookie, properly baked, chocolate chips spread around it in a very organized fashion. A skilled baker must have made this cookie. But still, it is only a cookie, so I leave it lying there.

I begin to walk aimlessly around the planet until I grow tired and decide to nap. Good thing I have a sleeping bag! One can never go floating around space without a sleeping bag. It's essential for survival!

I am startled awake by a loud crashing noise. Looking around, I see nothing. Curiosity gets to me until I begin to look around for the source of the noise. I quickly get bored, having not found anything on this tiny planet, so I fly (yes, I can fly) back into space and start coasting off.

It had only been around 5 minutes when i notice something is following me in space. A closer look presents me with the cookie I had seen on the planet! How it got into space and follow the same trajectory as me nobody will ever know, but I decided to take it for my own and drift on to new adventures in space.

I come hurtling through time and space in my TARDIS, to an abrupt stop nearly crashing into you. I open the door, look around and notice you floating there looking astonished at my sudden appearance. I notice that you have a cookie, and promptly take it from you closing the door, and hurling myself into the time vortex once again.

but thats when i shot a time traveling homing missile that shoots you down then i teleport the cookie to my hands