Corrupt A Wish

dragonlord7132 · Aug 11th 2012, 3:18pm

Granted, but you slipped your finger and it fell on a bottomless grave.

I wish i had a unicorn

PlatonD · Aug 11th 2012, 3:37pm

Granted. But it will stab you in the chest w/ his horn.

dragonlord7132 · Aug 11th 2012, 4:51pm

What about your wish?

PlatonD · Aug 11th 2012, 8:59pm

I wish i had a PS3. (No seriously. I don't have a PS3 :P)

dragonlord7132 · Aug 12th 2012, 3:08am

Granted, but they sent you an xbox instead.

I wish johnny depp was my neighbour.

ZachLee · Aug 12th 2012, 3:23am

Granted, but he insists on being a pirate day and night and regularly fires cannonballs at your house at 1am.

I wish to have the best CPU.

dragonlord7132 · Aug 12th 2012, 10:15am

Granted, but her name is GLaDOS

i wish i had a portal gun

scrapydoodles · Aug 12th 2012, 10:25am

Granted but you got a replica (like toby :P)
I wish there was no monster under my bed.

emoteddylion · Aug 13th 2012, 6:07am

Granted, but now slenderman is in your closet.

I wish that I could transform into a cat and back.

CheyPie · Aug 14th 2012, 10:35pm

Granted, but now you lack the ability to speak in a human language, transformed or not.

I wish my summer vacation could be longer.

PlatonD · Aug 15th 2012, 8:01pm

Granted! But you will get burn by the sun and die

I wish i could be an actor!

emoteddylion · Aug 17th 2012, 6:23am

Granted, but you're a porno actor.

I wish I could go inside the Tardis.

bLanK.facE · Aug 17th 2012, 10:07am

Granted, but you are sent out of the timeline, stuck in blank space.

I wish my left arm wasn't gone.

PlatonD · Aug 17th 2012, 1:44pm

Granted, but you now you lost your left leg in exchange.

I wish i could speak better german!

The Great Gonzo · Aug 17th 2012, 4:10pm

Granted, but you can no longer speak your native language.

I wish ANY modern game could run on my computer without lagging :V

Lonjanis · Aug 17th 2012, 6:46pm

granted, but the installs always fail.

I wish I had some sort of pool instead of floor set up for my house

Gear2Second · Aug 20th 2012, 2:22am

But then , you realize that you are allergic to water

I wish to meet PewDiePie one day ...

emoteddylion · Aug 20th 2012, 2:32am

Granted, but for some reason, to you, he is a total asshole.

I wish my bunny would stop biting me.

ShiroYasha98 · Aug 21st 2012, 3:07am

Granted, your bunny is dead

I wish i cant be seen when i want to

PlatonD · Aug 22nd 2012, 3:49pm

Granted but something went wrong and now you always can't been seen.

I wish i was an assassin