Corrupt A Wish

savvykitten · Oct 17th 2012, 11:12pm

Granted. But instead of randomly shouting, he randomly hits you.

I wish I were in the game The Legend of Zelda. :love:

Widge · Oct 18th 2012, 7:30pm

granted, you're ganondorf in ocarina of time

savvykitten · Oct 19th 2012, 4:24am

I would grant your wish if it were vocalized.

I wish I were a cute kitty cat!

SevereArtisan · Oct 19th 2012, 5:22am

Granted, but you're surrounded by a pack of wild, vicious dogs.

I wish I could use the Force.

PhaZe · Oct 19th 2012, 6:52pm

Granted, but it is fueled with the Force. So you'll never use it.

I wish I had a girlfriend.

jetfuelcmsb · Oct 19th 2012, 6:56pm

Granted, but she's a walrus.

I wish no one could corrupt my wishes, not even this one >:3

PhaZe · Oct 19th 2012, 7:18pm

Granted, but they can piss and shit on it.

I wish my walrus girlfriend was a female human girlfriend.

jetfuelcmsb · Oct 19th 2012, 7:38pm

Granted, but shes ugly as fuqq and smells like horse turds.

I wish I could grow a big bushy beard.

Julian · Oct 19th 2012, 8:11pm

Granted, but now a family of spiders are living in your beard.

I wish I had a pewdiepie Party

MoaxLycan · Oct 19th 2012, 8:38pm

Granted, but the BARRELS gate crash it.
I wish I could fly

Julian · Oct 19th 2012, 8:52pm

Granted, but only for 5 minutes.. making you fall and die xD

I wish I could run as fast as flash

PhaZe · Oct 19th 2012, 9:24pm

Granted, but only for 5 minutes.. making you launch forwrd and die xD ( Karma ;3 )

I wish my girlfriend was pretty.

SevereArtisan · Oct 19th 2012, 11:01pm

Granted, but she dumps you for someone else.

I wish I could breakdance.

Julian · Oct 19th 2012, 11:54pm

Granted, but while breakdancing, you break your leg.

I wish I could fly without dying lol

Widge · Oct 20th 2012, 12:04am

Granted, but you can't physically go below the clouds

I wish my ps3 wasn't broken :thumbdown:

Julian · Oct 20th 2012, 1:40am

Granted, but you break it again (o.O)

I wish i had a ps3

SevereArtisan · Oct 20th 2012, 1:45am

Granted, you get a busted up PS3.

I wish Halo 4 would come out already.

KeepRollin' · Oct 20th 2012, 2:21am

Granted, but yours got swapped with DVD instructions on how to mow grass.

I wish for my ps3 to work online :cursing:

Julian · Oct 20th 2012, 2:45am

Granted, but you can only play with a chinese

I wish I had a xBox

SevereArtisan · Oct 20th 2012, 5:40am

Granted, you get a cardboard box with an X on it.

I wish I was a genius.