Stuck in a Video Game!

-i sit down and listen for the inevitable shout of joy or pain-

-after leveling up level 7 i realized im the strongest in the group, and i foolishly invite Yami to a duel-
"come on Yami!,battle till one of us give up!"
-at that moment i realized i was screwed...-

-i stand up as the duel request "yield" screen appeared in front of me-
Fine. You're sure, now?
-my finger hovers over the accept icon-

-well at least i can try to win, i run towerds Yami and Strike his leg, and he falls off 3% Hp down-
"really 3% hp?! goddammit!"

-i crack my neck and retaliate with a shield bash, taking off 7% of his health-
We'll stop when one of us reaches 30% health, agreed?

Hp: 97%

- i throw an axe on Yami's terso getting 8% damage-
"i won't get my hopes up..."

-i slam my shields into the ground, and they become surrounded by a golden aura, reducing damage taken by half-
You might win.
-i smile at him-

Hp: 89%

-i take out my bow and aim at him, then shooting him but, i missed...-
"Damn"

-i move towards Dave and strike at him with the edge of my shield, doing 6% damage-

HP: 89%

-i throw TNT on Yami, and hoping to blow him off-
"okay at least it wont kill him..."
-the bomb blew up and took 60% Hp-
"CRAP!"
- i run to see what happened and i was glad to see it only took 30% because of the arua-
"gosh... i thought i killed you! :("

HP: 87%

Ok....
That wasn't too bad....
-i raise my shields-
Time to get serious.
Strike Art: Falling Star!
-my shields begin to flash green as i lash out with them, striking Dave 7 times, each hit taking off about 4% of his health, culminating with a shield bash that throws Dave onto his back and takes off 7% of his health, as i regain a more advantageous position and place my shields in front of me-

Ooc: making it easy, that's 35% damage total.

HP: 59%

-i scream while flying back, and landing on the face,then on the back,then on the face,and then on the back-
"35% huh?, time to finish this!"
"Special Skill: Enderman Nightmare"
-i telepord from place to place, then hitting Yami 5 times (4 Dmg each) and then screaming at him that makes him lose mana, and then jumping on him making him lose 7% hp, and from that skill i lost 5 hp, then i lost.-

Hp:30

What the hell?!
-i watch Dave begin teleporting, then hit me behind my shield several times-
Dammit!
-as soon as i shove him away, he lets out that scream, making me feel weak-
Gah!
-i feel him kick me in the chest, shoving me back, and i watch his health dwindle down to 30%-
Hah....
That was.......
What the hell was that?!

- i start to spaz out, when the GM sent me a message-
Dear player,
enjoy your last days in the demo!,
and you know..., when the demo ends, you end
MUHAHAHAHAH

the Game Master.

"Y-Yami!... H-H-Help!...."

Relax.
That was sent out to the beta players, too. It's an automated message.
The demo is only cancelable on the downloaders' side.
If you're using the demo, you'll get those periodically.

"but-t-t-t why-y-y do.... i-i-i k-k-keep-p spazzzzzing o-o-out?!"

-i lightly hit him with my shield, and his spazzing stops-
Sorry. I think i might have hit you a few too many times on the head.
Addling. It can happen here, too.

t-thanks....
-i drank a large potion of health-
"sorry that i asked you to a duel...."

OCC: what the fuck happen to strayer and dororo?!

No problem.
-i sit and meditate, and my health slowly begins to recover, due to the Guardians' regenerative rest passive skill-

-i lay down and rest for couple of hours-
"ahhh finally a bit of peace"