Stuck in a Video Game!

Tristam had possibly gotten the most experience. Maybe, it was enough to reach level 5, anyway.
But until he reached a trainer, those levels would only amount to minor stat boosts and one class skill, edging.

By the time the swordsman looked up, all he could sat was "WTF? Time doesn't go by that fast!"

He left quickly, and would soon be located on a nearby hill with a good view of the city. Or, what's left of it.

Obrig! Let's go!
-i prepare myself to take him out of the town by force if necessary-

-at that moment we all ran out of town but we didnt knew where Tristam or the girl from the inn-
D: Yami, where is Tristam?

i see the others leaving, and whisper to myself "so be it." * SOLDIRES, BRING THE OTHER CIVILIANS INTO THE COLONY!!! PREPARE FOR A SIEGE!!!! LOCK, BLOCK, AND GAURD THE FRONT GATE!!!! TAKE ANY OTHER POSSIBLE OPENINGS AND DO THE SAME!!!! *we all begin to retreat*

Everyone's out, it seems... But where are they gonna go?
Looking for the answer to this question, Tristam brought up his map screen. (Or, in his case, a physical map that's more-or-less realistic.)

There's a cavern a good 16 miles north-west of here, through the forests, but it says it's infested by bandits... Once they're cleared out, we can probably use it as a base. But first, I should see what that new skill of mine does.

"Cursed skill: Edging!"
Tristam then began concentrating intensely for the one second acrivation time of the skill, and with the unpleasant feeling of being kicked in the everything, his health dropped down to 50%.
"Gwahh! The hell?! Why would I want to use that?! Commit suicide?! How u- Woah..."
The swordsman stopped short upon noticing his attack power, which, due to being put at such low health, had doubled thanks to his class' passive ability.
"Health in exchange for power. I can see how that would help. Though if I needed power, I'd get it anyway if I was losing. That hurt, though, I need to lie down a bit."

And lie down in the grass he did. Some moments later, a familiar female mage entered his field of vision.
"'Bout time you caught up."
"You're the one who ran off on me. What are you doing lying around? And... WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOUR HEALTH?!"
"Tested a new skill. It kicked my ass, but indirectly gave me double attack."
"Still, you shouldn't run around at half health!"
"That's why I'm laying here. While you're at it, go make yourself useful. Tell the survivors we're heading north-west. Or at least I am, anyway..."

"O-okay. Don't get yourself killed, got it?"

-i decided to send a private message to Tristam-
Tristam,
wherever you will be,i just wanted to say that we are all heading towerds the north,
the are rumors going between the survivors that the game master's character is in a cavern with high protection and when i mean protection i mean bandits.
so you should join us we want to defeat them and take over the cavern.

Dave, the Miner

Tristam let a sigh escape him as he read the message.
Those were some incredibly stupid rumours.

Dear sir minecraft rip-off.

Those rumors are obviously false. Think about it, why would the GM be hiding in some old cave when he could be out slaughtering us?
Plus, we are obviously too underleveled to face THE GUY WHO MADE THE GOD-DAMN GAME.

However, the cave itself would make a good place to stay for everyone left, that is why I may or may not join you.

Sincerely, the bad-ass cursed swordsman.

PS: North-west. Not straight north.
PSS: Check the hilltop. I'm really not that far.

OCC: i have a bug that sometimes it deletes words so sorry...
IC:-i look at the hilltop and see Tristam running like hell-
D:you say it, i do it!
-i continued to the north-west with Orbig,Yami and soon to be joined Tristam-

-I catch up to tristam-
-i notice his health-
New skill kick your ass?

*eventually, the wasps seem to deminish, leaving only one... the queen. a hulkking behemoth of an insect*
mother of god.... MAXIMUS!!! GET EVERYONE TO THE DEEPEST POINT, THEN RETURN HERE!!! WE HAVE TO KILL THIS!! *he readys his daggers again, eventually riding maximus into the air, and begins to climb the beast, fighting off the ginormous larva, and eventually killing it by stabbing it in the eyes and causing it to crash-land. although i have a somewhat large fall, taking my health to around 40%*
damn.... why couldn't those players... just.... help a bit longer..... *maximus ends up catching up, carrying his leader to the colony, where he rests for a while* as soon as they are open... i want you... to disarm them... and bring them here.... i want to know these people better... be sure to pheremone them... my vision has been rather spotty lately, making gender a big decision issue.

"Jeez, I was going to rest a few minutes before heading off, and you seem to think I'm running off on you. Ngh..."
The swordsman slowly got to his feet, stifling a pained groan.
"Yeah, I got my ass kicked. Happy? Can we go, now? We're heading through the forests, and there's no telling what will attack us as we travel."

-I nod, then look around-
Obrig?
Anyone seen Obrig?

-i look to the back and see Orbig covered in blood-
"Orbig?..., may i ask why are you covered in organs?"

The Skyrim guards
role: Protect the citizens of Skyrim
Class: Barbarians
Skills: 1 handed weapons, 2 handed weapons, bow
Weapon: Iron and Steel equipments
Race: Nords
Employments: Cities of Skyrim
Funny things to know: Often take arrows to the knee
Funny quotes: ''Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?'' ''Everythings alright?''
''I would be a lot warmer and a lot happier with a body full of mead'' , ''You? you mix potions right?, can you brew me an Ale?''
'' If you need potions, try Arcadia's Cauldron''

-and so Orbig, Tristam, Yami and me of course continued with the survivors to the cavern-
-i eat porkchop on the way-
D: mmmmmmmm yum!
- i asked Tristam-
"want some?"

OOC: I think Obrig/Orbig/ICANTBEARSEDTOREMEMBER's gone and gotten frozen in time.

IC: " Dunno how that works in a game like this, but... Eh, why not?"
The swordsman shrugged as he took a piece of pork.

He then, obviously, made to eat the delicious meat. But...
"Mph! Hm... I really didn't think this helmet part through, did I...?"
Of course, wearing a helmet that covered the entire face made that more difficult.

"Mph! Son of a... Nrrgh, dammit...!"
A few more attempts later, in which Tristam stubbornly refused to unequip his helmet, he was forced to discard the tasty pork by tossing it in Dave's face.
It then fell to the ground, where it began floating a few inches, almost in a taunting manner.

After just a little time of walking, the swordsman spotted a sign-post. Unable to resist the urge to read it, he did exactly that.
"Warning: ahead lies the... The Tentacles of inappropriateness...?"

Awkward silence followed, accompanied by the sound of crickets.
"Alright then, you lot! We're taking a slight detour, staying FAR away from that!"

Meh. Seems legit.
-i walk in the opposite direction that the sign points-

-i start to fell awkwardness and say-
okay.. sorry...
just trying to be friendly

-i pat Dave on the back-
Don't worry.
It's fine.

-We go on the journey to the Cavern, and suddenly i got a Strike skill leveled up to 6!!-
"ohh cool!, can't wait to test it on a monster!
-we reached the mount. WinterSpring, there are level 6 monsters but with the new skill i can kick their ass!-
"be right back guys!"