GIRLS? Help me get one of you!

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  • Morgrayne wrote:

    I've never been good at relationships,but I do know a way to get a girl back.

    Ok,here's how it goes.You get an orangutan,I'm not talking about a little monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit.I mean a fucking orangutan.
    Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan,because that's not my problem.
    So the orangutan's name is Clyde.This is non-negotiable;all orangutans are named Clyde.I don't know how that is,it's just how the world works.So you and Clyde become man [and ape] about town. You're seen everywhere together,you make the scene.You and friends go out in big groups.You talk loud,you laugh louder.Every time you say something witty,you high-five the orangutan.
    The town begins to buzz.It gets back to her. "Did you knwo the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?" ,"Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know,she's calling.

    "I'm hoping we can still be friends.Wanna hang out sometime?"
    "Geez,I dunno:me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight [orangutans love monster trucks].In fact,the whole social calendar seems kind full.I tell you what.I'll make a little note [what was your name again?] and maybe I can squeeze you in.Oh,well,you know my number so don't be a stra--Hey,look at the time!I gotta skate,Clyde's making mojitoes!"

    At this point the upper hand is yours.You can let her twist in the wind,you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide.Whatever,it's your life. But if you're a smart man?You slowly phase her back in. You're IM-ing.You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions.You bring Clyde,he becomes like one of the family.
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  • This is a PewDiePie forum, not a dating site ._. anyways, you shouldn't try so hard, it's easier, and less painful if you just wait for the right girl, and don't try pushing a relationship on her. Life is really cruel now-a-days, seeing as how most guys are assholes or douche-bags, and most girls are sluts or very bitchy. The worst part is, a lot of these guys and girls are between the ages of 11 and 16.

  • Morgrayne wrote:

    I've never been good at relationships,but I do know a way to get a girl back.

    Ok,here's how it goes.You get an orangutan,I'm not talking about a little monkey or some dancing chimp bullshit.I mean a fucking orangutan.
    Don't ask me how you're gonna get a fucking orangutan,because that's not my problem.
    So the orangutan's name is Clyde.This is non-negotiable;all orangutans are named Clyde.I don't know how that is,it's just how the world works.So you and Clyde become man [and ape] about town. You're seen everywhere together,you make the scene.You and friends go out in big groups.You talk loud,you laugh louder.Every time you say something witty,you high-five the orangutan.
    The town begins to buzz.It gets back to her. "Did you knwo the guy with the orangutan?", "You used to date the guy with the orangutan?" ,"Why would you break up with a guy with an orangutan?" Next thing you know,she's calling.

    "I'm hoping we can still be friends.Wanna hang out sometime?"
    "Geez,I dunno:me and Clyde were going to go to a monster truck race tonight [orangutans love monster trucks].In fact,the whole social calendar seems kind full.I tell you what.I'll make a little note [what was your name again?] and maybe I can squeeze you in.Oh,well,you know my number so don't be a stra--Hey,look at the time!I gotta skate,Clyde's making mojitoes!"

    At this point the upper hand is yours.You can let her twist in the wind,you can draw her back into your life at the pace you decide.Whatever,it's your life. But if you're a smart man?You slowly phase her back in. You're IM-ing.You're talking on Live. You get invited to family functions.You bring Clyde,he becomes like one of the family.
    And then Clyde fucks your girlfriend and leaves you.

  • Octoninja13 wrote:

    This is a PewDiePie forum, not a dating site ._. anyways, you shouldn't try so hard, it's easier, and less painful if you just wait for the right girl, and don't try pushing a relationship on her. Life is really cruel now-a-days, seeing as how most guys are assholes or douche-bags, and most girls are sluts or very bitchy. The worst part is, a lot of these guys and girls are between the ages of 11 and 16.
    Well If its in Off Topic and Shit then it can be here. besides THATS A REALLLYYYY GOOOOD SUBJECT
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    Stewl

  • Milly wrote:

    I'm a girl and I recently friendzoned one of the nicest guys I have ever met. I don't know why and how I did it, but I didn't have any feelings for it. My ex was a douchebag, but sometimes he was nice to be. Sometimes too nice.

    Honestly, I have no blueprint to how not to get friendzoned. All I can say is that you should be yourself and you will find a girl who will appriciate who you are as a little more than a friend. I know that friendzone sucks. I was friendzoned by my biggest crush ever, and I have to watch him make out with his gf almost every weekend.

    I'm sorry I can't be more of help. I would like to get an answer to this question myself.
    You have a laptop in the kitchen i see...
    Nah jk.
    Anyways friendzone is gay.
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  • Octoninja13 wrote:

    This is a PewDiePie forum, not a dating site ._. anyways, you shouldn't try so hard, it's easier, and less painful if you just wait for the right girl, and don't try pushing a relationship on her. Life is really cruel now-a-days, seeing as how most guys are assholes or douche-bags, and most girls are sluts or very bitchy. The worst part is, a lot of these guys and girls are between the ages of 11 and 16.
    But you should be able to come here and get some advice.
    I dont really he looks after a girlfriend at this forum :3

  • im a girl and i just have one thing to say. Imo guys should be themselfes, no one have to "play a game". Like teasing, if u dont know the girl that much u should NOT tease her. A girl can take "teasing" as bullying and it could go very wrong. I can take teasings and stuffs like that but not all girls can do that.

    And if u dont want to be friendzoned u should really show that u like her, cus it's just really disturbing with guys that dont show their feelings imo.
    nope

  • HisHighnessBr00tal wrote:

    Octoninja13 wrote:

    This is a PewDiePie forum, not a dating site ._. anyways, you shouldn't try so hard, it's easier, and less painful if you just wait for the right girl, and don't try pushing a relationship on her. Life is really cruel now-a-days, seeing as how most guys are assholes or douche-bags, and most girls are sluts or very bitchy. The worst part is, a lot of these guys and girls are between the ages of 11 and 16.
    But you should be able to come here and get some advice.
    I dont really he looks after a girlfriend at this forum :3
    True, dating another bro would HAVE to be perfect. Because all bros are awesome!(Not a stereotype)

  • Qustinnus wrote:

    jakejw93 wrote:

    Okay go straight in for the kill before friendzone.

    Me and my girlfriend have been together 3 years on the 10th May.

    I knew her not even a week and I was flirting like hell with her, then asked her out. We have a really good relationship as well which is crazy haha :)
    Directly asking someone out is a bad idea.

    First she is nice and stuff, Then you find out shes really grumpy etc.
    well you get to learn about them as you go along, if you don't want a serious relationship then you screw it off, you're either unlucky or lucky. In my case I was lucky lol :)
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  • Qustinnus wrote:

    jakejw93 wrote:

    Okay go straight in for the kill before friendzone.

    Me and my girlfriend have been together 3 years on the 10th May.

    I knew her not even a week and I was flirting like hell with her, then asked her out. We have a really good relationship as well which is crazy haha :)
    Directly asking someone out is a bad idea.

    First she is nice and stuff, Then you find out shes really grumpy etc.
    Dude, ALL girls are grumpy, learn to live with it. Also, be careful on what you say during "That time of the month"
    I always get asked out by girls I don't like xD they are either always slutty girls(I hate that) or girls that have no similar interests with me.

  • Octoninja13 wrote:

    Qustinnus wrote:

    jakejw93 wrote:

    Okay go straight in for the kill before friendzone.

    Me and my girlfriend have been together 3 years on the 10th May.

    I knew her not even a week and I was flirting like hell with her, then asked her out. We have a really good relationship as well which is crazy haha :)
    Directly asking someone out is a bad idea.

    First she is nice and stuff, Then you find out shes really grumpy etc.
    Dude, ALL girls are grumpy, learn to live with it. Also, be careful on what you say during "That time of the month"
    Dont want to be Pervy n shit but Girls at period are Sometimes in an Urge For sex xD. if you know what I mean. But This Time of the Month isnt really that Bad. You just have to not be STRICT and shit
    "My Tongue is sharper than any of the swords you have"
    Stewl