First of all , I'm aware that this might be posted in the wrong section and I quite did it on purpose as I want some attention for it. So some people randomly added me on steam and I'm just being the good guy with accepting them all and then this happened. Please note that I changed the guy's name for his privacy reasons and he should already feel darn ashamed already. I swear , people like this actually piss me off , I hate when people use me as some sort of medium to get to a higher goal and be a dick towards me.
Enjoy
Never tell your password to anyone.
Mr Derp: hi!
Mr Derp: can you invite
Mr Derp: Xebas :3 to chatr?
Well that is a rather unsual start , it appears that the guy/gal gives zero fucks about me and just uses me as a medium for his own causes. What would it be? well , if you have common sense you will find it out without even reading further , but for the people who don't get it , read it further.
Cirno: why
Mr Derp: please/
Mr Derp: I wanna talk to him
Talk to him... or someone else? Is this the only reason you are talking to me?
Mr Derp:
Mr Derp: i wanna make friendship with one guy from his friends list
Mr Derp: :))
Lets see , who would this 'one guy' be , possibly not an ultra famous Youtuber or something or is he?
Cirno: inb4pewdiepie.
Cirno: not gonna happen.
Mr Derp: how?
Cirno: Pewdiepie doesn't add people >.>
Mr Derp: did u try it
I'll be damned , I frikking predicted it. He only wants to use me and Xebaz to come in contact with Pewdie and no I wouldn't be that desperate to contact Pewdie for something , the guy is busy enough already and the last thing he needs is a tonload of pressure applied by some crazed 'fans' who would kill their mother and give him their first born child while overdosing on cocaine.
Mr Derp: ?
Mr Derp: ::P
Cirno: He stated it on his profile.
Mr Derp: yeah
Mr Derp: just invite him to chat
Oh boy , we have a badass over here. He is in a demanding position now. After all , I'm just a person and he is?
Mr Derp: !
Mr Derp: just that
Mr Derp: ok?
First demanding and now asking me if it is ok, this guy doesn't know what he wants or atleast he lacks the skills to express himself.
Cirno: He isn't even online/
Mr Derp: he is
Mr Derp: :P
Yeah , totally , I have him both on Steam and skype and I would ofcourse be lying if I would tell you that he is offline.
Mr Derp: steamcommunity.com/id/Xebaz
Mr Derp: ?
Cirno: lol , he isn't online
Cirno: last time he was online is 12 hours ago
Mr Derp: dude
Mr Derp: check link i typed u
Mr Derp: :P
Yeah , I'm that stupid for not knowing how Steam works and such. Excuse me for the lack of skills with Steam.
Mr Derp: it says that he is online
Mr Derp: -.-
Cirno: I have him in my friendslist and the website thing can be outdated
Cirno: website is stupid
Basically what is said above.
Mr Derp: when was last time u were talking to him
Mr Derp: ?
Cirno: Yesterday >.>
INTERROGATION TIEM , I'm like some sort of crazed terrorist and he needs all the information of the organisation I'm in. This guy doesn't know when to frikking quit.
Mr Derp: what did u ask him
Mr Derp: ?
I think that is a private matter as our conversations contain highly explicit sexual content not appropriate for your eyes. but seriously , what the fuck?
Mr Derp: did u ask him to invite pewdie to chat?
Cirno: Lol nope?
And the Pewdiepie-craze doesn't stop , but actually the opposite. It changed to something comparable of the behaviour Smeagol has from LOTR
Cirno: Xebaz is my friend?
Cirno: I just talk to him and have fun with him?
Cirno: Not everyone is a crazed pewds fan >.>
Cirno: inb4barrelshouts
Telling him the darn truth , I'm sick of this shit lol.
Mr Derp: heh
Mr Derp: yeah
what?...
Mr Derp: i would like to make video with him
Mr Derp: :)
Join the insanely bigass line of people who want to make a video with him. Will never happen./
Mr Derp: have youtube too
Mr Derp: :D
I'm sorry , you are so special now. I mean like , I don't have a youtube... oh wait.
Cirno: Who frikking doesn't
Mr Derp: my friend
I'm surprised you have any... or are they imaginary?
Cirno: I bet the 4 mil people want to do it >.>
Mr Derp: hehe
Mr Derp: not you
And now he is making choices for me also! Damn , I have no darn rights.
Mr Derp: i think about my friend
You think about the made up friend?
Cirno: Cirno: I bet the 4 mil people want to do it >.>
Mr Derp kk
Quoting my own shit in the hope he gets it
Mr Derp: just
Mr Derp: when he comes online
Mr Derp: invite him to chat
Mr Derp: ok
Mr Derp: ?
Mr Derp: Or could you ask him to add me?
Sure , give me enough money. Otherwise , nope.
Mr Derp: and
Mr Derp: hes your friend
Mr Derp: in real life :)?
Cirno: nope
Even more unwanted questioning
Mr Derp: what?
Mr Derp: will u ask him to add me
Mr Derp: ?
Mr Derp: pleasE?
Cirno: yeah yeah w/e
Mr Derp: ok
Phew , finally done. Blocked him afterwards.
Enjoy
Never tell your password to anyone.
Mr Derp: hi!
Mr Derp: can you invite
Mr Derp: Xebas :3 to chatr?
Well that is a rather unsual start , it appears that the guy/gal gives zero fucks about me and just uses me as a medium for his own causes. What would it be? well , if you have common sense you will find it out without even reading further , but for the people who don't get it , read it further.
Cirno: why

Mr Derp: please/
Mr Derp: I wanna talk to him
Talk to him... or someone else? Is this the only reason you are talking to me?
Mr Derp:

Mr Derp: i wanna make friendship with one guy from his friends list
Mr Derp: :))
Lets see , who would this 'one guy' be , possibly not an ultra famous Youtuber or something or is he?
Cirno: inb4pewdiepie.
Cirno: not gonna happen.
Mr Derp: how?
Cirno: Pewdiepie doesn't add people >.>
Mr Derp: did u try it
I'll be damned , I frikking predicted it. He only wants to use me and Xebaz to come in contact with Pewdie and no I wouldn't be that desperate to contact Pewdie for something , the guy is busy enough already and the last thing he needs is a tonload of pressure applied by some crazed 'fans' who would kill their mother and give him their first born child while overdosing on cocaine.
Mr Derp: ?
Mr Derp: ::P
Cirno: He stated it on his profile.
Mr Derp: yeah
Mr Derp: just invite him to chat
Oh boy , we have a badass over here. He is in a demanding position now. After all , I'm just a person and he is?
Mr Derp: !
Mr Derp: just that
Mr Derp: ok?
First demanding and now asking me if it is ok, this guy doesn't know what he wants or atleast he lacks the skills to express himself.
Cirno: He isn't even online/
Mr Derp: he is
Mr Derp: :P
Yeah , totally , I have him both on Steam and skype and I would ofcourse be lying if I would tell you that he is offline.
Mr Derp: steamcommunity.com/id/Xebaz
Mr Derp: ?
Cirno: lol , he isn't online
Cirno: last time he was online is 12 hours ago
Mr Derp: dude
Mr Derp: check link i typed u
Mr Derp: :P
Yeah , I'm that stupid for not knowing how Steam works and such. Excuse me for the lack of skills with Steam.
Mr Derp: it says that he is online
Mr Derp: -.-
Cirno: I have him in my friendslist and the website thing can be outdated
Cirno: website is stupid
Basically what is said above.
Mr Derp: when was last time u were talking to him
Mr Derp: ?
Cirno: Yesterday >.>
INTERROGATION TIEM , I'm like some sort of crazed terrorist and he needs all the information of the organisation I'm in. This guy doesn't know when to frikking quit.
Mr Derp: what did u ask him
Mr Derp: ?
I think that is a private matter as our conversations contain highly explicit sexual content not appropriate for your eyes. but seriously , what the fuck?
Mr Derp: did u ask him to invite pewdie to chat?
Cirno: Lol nope?
And the Pewdiepie-craze doesn't stop , but actually the opposite. It changed to something comparable of the behaviour Smeagol has from LOTR
Cirno: Xebaz is my friend?
Cirno: I just talk to him and have fun with him?
Cirno: Not everyone is a crazed pewds fan >.>
Cirno: inb4barrelshouts
Telling him the darn truth , I'm sick of this shit lol.
Mr Derp: heh
Mr Derp: yeah
what?...
Mr Derp: i would like to make video with him
Mr Derp: :)
Join the insanely bigass line of people who want to make a video with him. Will never happen./
Mr Derp: have youtube too
Mr Derp: :D
I'm sorry , you are so special now. I mean like , I don't have a youtube... oh wait.
Cirno: Who frikking doesn't
Mr Derp: my friend
I'm surprised you have any... or are they imaginary?
Cirno: I bet the 4 mil people want to do it >.>
Mr Derp: hehe
Mr Derp: not you
And now he is making choices for me also! Damn , I have no darn rights.
Mr Derp: i think about my friend
You think about the made up friend?
Cirno: Cirno: I bet the 4 mil people want to do it >.>
Mr Derp kk
Quoting my own shit in the hope he gets it
Mr Derp: just
Mr Derp: when he comes online
Mr Derp: invite him to chat
Mr Derp: ok
Mr Derp: ?
Mr Derp: Or could you ask him to add me?
Sure , give me enough money. Otherwise , nope.
Mr Derp: and
Mr Derp: hes your friend
Mr Derp: in real life :)?
Cirno: nope
Even more unwanted questioning
Mr Derp: what?
Mr Derp: will u ask him to add me
Mr Derp: ?
Mr Derp: pleasE?
Cirno: yeah yeah w/e
Mr Derp: ok
Phew , finally done. Blocked him afterwards.
