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Everybody's headless princess
If you're angry, don't break anybody's heart, they only have one..... Break their bones, they have 206 of them -
Hhhhh I'm just getting all bubbly I need to drown myself in Sekibanki fanart...
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Everybody's headless princess
How well does she give head ;smugface;
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29.5.2013
this thing contains many mad adventures and some spoilers...
this is based on a true happening... all of it
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>me plays toho SA
>me gets killed in attempt of seeing Okuu
>me is pissed...
>decides to fail PCB
>opens PCB
>takes Sakuya
>right before taking Sakuya thinks of a strategy
>The Strategy has been planned and procceds
>ace 1st stage
>ace 2nd stage
>gets to third stage
>is like: "bitch i dont have time for u... me tryn' to fail this correcty... ON DA THIRD STAGE!"
>beats Alice without dien'
>gets to third stage
>sees Lilly
>says "u announce spring 2 late dayum"
>gets shot from being distracted
>is pissed off
>blows up Lilly
>gets to Pirsmrivers
>says "this is where my world ends..."
>sees one of the Prismrivers
>says "this is da end..."
>battle initated
>bullets everywhere
>suddenly remembers The Strategy
>uses bombs and gets shot in attempts of survival
>beats Prismrivers
>is suprised "... how da hell did i... wut :V ... I LIVE!!!"
>is happy
>gets to Youmu
>"yup im done..."
>survives Youmu
> O.O
>dont realize how does...
>gets to Youmu again
>feels the end is coming closer
>bullets rain all over the place
>uses The Strategy
>gets killed
>gets killed again
>initate panic mode
>beats Youmu by using The Strategy
>" ... how da fak? am i... naaaaaah... ill probably b ded before i know it..."
>moves on to 6th stage
>Youmu apears
>"BITCH I DONT HAV TIME FOR U! FAK OFF!!"
>bomb
>bomb
>death
>bomb
>Youmu explodes
>is at end
>heart beating crazy
>Yuyuko appears
>heart beats even more
>moves with dialouge
>BATTLE BEGIN
>uses The Strategy sevral times
>bomb
>ded
>spellcard
>panic
>bomb
>bomb
>swift dodging skillz
>bomb
[this goes on for a while]
>is at last health
>haz one life and 2 bombs
>about to kill Yuyuko
>bomb
>Yuyuko dies...
>...
>...
>...
> "I DID IT!!!!1!!1!11!!1!!" : DDDDD
>utter realization
>Yuyuko pulls out revival spell
>"oh my god... are YOU FUCKING CERIAL!??'!11?!1!?"
>fires bomb
>no effect on target, all bullets destroyed
>panics
>continously shoots at Yuyuko
>realizez the size of the health bar
>realizez that Yuyuko is invincible
>realizez that me has to survive for 60 fucking seconds
>40 sec.
>uses The Strategy
>bomb
>dodge
>bomb
>realizes that bomb not appear
>realizes that me out of bombs
>uber panic mode
>shouts curse words in japanese
>25 sec.
>heartbeat at 200bmp (atleast)
>feels wierd
>ded, last life
>mega epic panic mode
>bomb
>bomb dont kill bullets
>bomb again
>bomb kills bullets
>15 sec.
>moms utterly annoyng BF appears
>is like "TIMES UP! OFF U GO!"
>swears something in japanese
>10 sec.
>swift dodge!
>SWIFT DODGE!
>8 sec.
>feels victory
>5
>4
>3
>"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS IM SO CLOOOOOOSE!!!"
>2
>moms bf takes laptop from hand
>1
>kyuu ambience is heard
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...
>...
>RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE
>TABLEFLIP
>RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE
>KICKSMOMSBFINLEG
>RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE
>PUNCHESRANDOMMONITORWHOSEXISTANCEISNOTIMPORTANT
>RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE
>gets knocked outconsious by moms bf...
[NEXT DAY]
>opens laptop
>sees that the game has stopped responding
>closes game
>...
>"maybe i could do it again?"
>thinks...
>...
>...
>...
>"nah i had it..."
>closes laptop
and this is why i decided to drop danmaku for a while...
Yukuko will wait for her end until the day comes...
END
EDIT: its put in spoiler to save sanity for people and for everyone not to think its spam...The post was edited 5 times, last by PeaceKeeper: edits cuz errors... ().
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honestly... now that i see Sekibanki a little closer...
im guessin' that the headless horseman has a competition >: )
(incoming random picture) -
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And now...
run...
EDIT: ya... i "borrowed" the pictures a little ZE -
Typical japanese impersonation contest.
Andohgoddatreisen
If you're angry, don't break anybody's heart, they only have one..... Break their bones, they have 206 of them -
So, what about those scarlets....RAWR!!!! =^.^=
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Scarlets are resting. Please wait warmly...
(also, i'm making a touhoumon team on my profile. if you want to be in it tell me which char you'd like uvu) -
Portable Blender Sekiblender
If you're angry, don't break anybody's heart, they only have one..... Break their bones, they have 206 of them -
Uhm... Okay... I think i'm in the wrong thread....
..bye. -
Batman has gone more pedophile... ._.
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Black magic
If you're angry, don't break anybody's heart, they only have one..... Break their bones, they have 206 of them -
Thank me later for this.
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Shikieiki Yamaxanadu wrote:
Thank me later for this.
(this is something i can work with while editing mah vid (which is now))
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