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 Everybody's headless princess 
 If you're angry, don't break anybody's heart, they only have one..... Break their bones, they have 206 of them
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			Hhhhh I'm just getting all bubbly I need to drown myself in Sekibanki fanart... 
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 Everybody's headless princess
 How well does she give head ;smugface;
 
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			29.5.2013
 this thing contains many mad adventures and some spoilers...
 this is based on a true happening... all of it
 
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 >me plays toho SA
 >me gets killed in attempt of seeing Okuu
 >me is pissed...
 >decides to fail PCB
 >opens PCB
 >takes Sakuya
 >right before taking Sakuya thinks of a strategy
 >The Strategy has been planned and procceds
 >ace 1st stage
 >ace 2nd stage
 >gets to third stage
 >is like: "bitch i dont have time for u... me tryn' to fail this correcty... ON DA THIRD STAGE!"
 >beats Alice without dien'
 >gets to third stage
 >sees Lilly
 >says "u announce spring 2 late dayum"
 >gets shot from being distracted
 >is pissed off
 >blows up Lilly
 >gets to Pirsmrivers
 >says "this is where my world ends..."
 >sees one of the Prismrivers
 >says "this is da end..."
 >battle initated
 >bullets everywhere
 >suddenly remembers The Strategy
 >uses bombs and gets shot in attempts of survival
 >beats Prismrivers
 >is suprised "... how da hell did i... wut :V ... I LIVE!!!"
 >is happy
 >gets to Youmu
 >"yup im done..."
 >survives Youmu
 > O.O
 >dont realize how does...
 >gets to Youmu again
 >feels the end is coming closer
 >bullets rain all over the place
 >uses The Strategy
 >gets killed
 >gets killed again
 >initate panic mode
 >beats Youmu by using The Strategy
 >" ... how da fak? am i... naaaaaah... ill probably b ded before i know it..."
 >moves on to 6th stage
 >Youmu apears
 >"BITCH I DONT HAV TIME FOR U! FAK OFF!!"
 >bomb
 >bomb
 >death
 >bomb
 >Youmu explodes
 >is at end
 >heart beating crazy
 >Yuyuko appears
 >heart beats even more
 >moves with dialouge
 >BATTLE BEGIN
 >uses The Strategy sevral times
 >bomb
 >ded
 >spellcard
 >panic
 >bomb
 >bomb
 >swift dodging skillz
 >bomb
 
 
 [this goes on for a while]
 
 >is at last health
 >haz one life and 2 bombs
 >about to kill Yuyuko
 >bomb
 >Yuyuko dies...
 >...
 >...
 >...
 > "I DID IT!!!!1!!1!11!!1!!" : DDDDD
 >utter realization
 >Yuyuko pulls out revival spell
 >"oh my god... are YOU FUCKING CERIAL!??'!11?!1!?"
 >fires bomb
 >no effect on target, all bullets destroyed
 >panics
 >continously shoots at Yuyuko
 >realizez the size of the health bar
 >realizez that Yuyuko is invincible
 >realizez that me has to survive for 60 fucking seconds
 >40 sec.
 >uses The Strategy
 >bomb
 >dodge
 >bomb
 >realizes that bomb not appear
 >realizes that me out of bombs
 >uber panic mode
 >shouts curse words in japanese
 >25 sec.
 >heartbeat at 200bmp (atleast)
 >feels wierd
 >ded, last life
 >mega epic panic mode
 >bomb
 >bomb dont kill bullets
 >bomb again
 >bomb kills bullets
 >15 sec.
 >moms utterly annoyng BF appears
 >is like "TIMES UP! OFF U GO!"
 >swears something in japanese
 >10 sec.
 >swift dodge!
 >SWIFT DODGE!
 >8 sec.
 >feels victory
 >5
 >4
 >3
 >"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS IM SO CLOOOOOOSE!!!"
 >2
 >moms bf takes laptop from hand
 >1
 >kyuu ambience is heard
 >...
 >...
 >...
 >...
 >...
 >...
 >...
 >...
 >...
 >RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE
 >TABLEFLIP
 >RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE
 >KICKSMOMSBFINLEG
 >RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE
 >PUNCHESRANDOMMONITORWHOSEXISTANCEISNOTIMPORTANT
 >RAGERAGERAGERAGERAGERAGE
 >gets knocked outconsious by moms bf...
 
 [NEXT DAY]
 >opens laptop
 >sees that the game has stopped responding
 >closes game
 >...
 >"maybe i could do it again?"
 >thinks...
 >...
 >...
 >...
 >"nah i had it..."
 >closes laptop
 
 
 and this is why i decided to drop danmaku for a while...
 Yukuko will wait for her end until the day comes...
 
 
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 EDIT: its put in spoiler to save sanity for people and for everyone not to think its spam...The post was edited 5 times, last by PeaceKeeper: edits cuz errors... (). 
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			honestly... now that i see Sekibanki a little closer...
 im guessin' that the headless horseman has a competition >: )
 (incoming random picture)
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 And now...
 run...
 
 EDIT: ya... i "borrowed" the pictures a little ZE
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 Typical japanese impersonation contest.
 Andohgoddatreisen 
 If you're angry, don't break anybody's heart, they only have one..... Break their bones, they have 206 of them
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			So, what about those scarlets....RAWR!!!! =^.^=
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 Scarlets are resting. Please wait warmly...
 
 (also, i'm making a touhoumon team on my profile. if you want to be in it tell me which char you'd like uvu) 
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 Portable Blender Sekiblender 
 If you're angry, don't break anybody's heart, they only have one..... Break their bones, they have 206 of them
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			Uhm... Okay... I think i'm in the wrong thread....
 
  
 
 ..bye.
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 Batman has gone more pedophile... ._.
 
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 Black magic 
 If you're angry, don't break anybody's heart, they only have one..... Break their bones, they have 206 of them
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			Thank me later for this.
 
  
 
 
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 THANK YOUShikieiki Yamaxanadu wrote:Thank me later for this.
 
 (this is something i can work with while editing mah vid (which is now))
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