This was meant for the fan fic contest but I thought the 500 characters was words so yeah, way to long but I wanted to share it anyway! Here you go! It was an average day in the PewDiePie household, the usual nipple rubbing day, when suddenly, a letter arrived which was addressed to 'Poods'. Pewdiepie bent down to pick up the mysterious letter and opened it. It read: 'Poods, I have your lifetime supply of mtn dew! Turn comments back on so I can self advertise again! Love Falcon Lover. P.S. Not l…