This was meant for the fan fic contest but I thought the 500 characters was words so yeah, way to long but I wanted to share it anyway! Here you go!
It was an average day in the PewDiePie household, the usual nipple rubbing day, when suddenly, a letter arrived which was addressed to 'Poods'. Pewdiepie bent down to pick up the mysterious letter and opened it. It read: 'Poods, I have your lifetime supply of mtn dew! Turn comments back on so I can self advertise again! Love Falcon Lover. P.S. Not liking pussy isn't gay!' Pewdiepie gasped as he ran to his room where he kept his mountain dew sponsored guns and swords. He screamed to his beautiful girlfriend Marzia: 'I love you, but not as much as my Mountain dew!'
Before Marzia could start screaming, Pewds jumped onto his motorbike, texted senpai and sped off. A long journey later, a gang of giraffes attacked Pewds! Pewds pulled out his super awesome DEW blaster 9000 and killed all of the giraffes only to find out they were in Falcon Lover's sniper clan! Pewds left in style, with an explosion behind him while he rode off, in search of his arch-nemesis...
Finally, Pewds reached an abounded warehouse with a large flashing sign reading: 'IN HERE POODS!' He thought to himself: 'How strangely obvious... Oh well'. He entered the warehouse to be greeted by FALCON LOVER HIMSELF!!! There was the Lover of Falcons, sitting there, polishing his noscoping rifle. 'Ive bin expectin u poods' whispers the giraffe. Pewds whipped out his DEW rifle 300 and began spraying and praying to the almighty dew king that he wouldn't get 'noscoped' by the giraffe. Many shots were fired, and some even hit the mountain dew! At the end of it all, both fighters and nothing left but hand to hand combat with just one bottle of mountain dew remaining. The risks were high, could Pewdiepie, the number 1 gamer and personality on youtube defeat the self advertiser? Pewds charged towards the giraffe and they collided, confusing and weakening the now disabled giraffe. With one final blow, Falcon Lover, was no more... Pewds went to collect the last bottle only to realise that it was empty. Pewds fell to his knees and screamed: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
Hope you enjoyed!
It was an average day in the PewDiePie household, the usual nipple rubbing day, when suddenly, a letter arrived which was addressed to 'Poods'. Pewdiepie bent down to pick up the mysterious letter and opened it. It read: 'Poods, I have your lifetime supply of mtn dew! Turn comments back on so I can self advertise again! Love Falcon Lover. P.S. Not liking pussy isn't gay!' Pewdiepie gasped as he ran to his room where he kept his mountain dew sponsored guns and swords. He screamed to his beautiful girlfriend Marzia: 'I love you, but not as much as my Mountain dew!'
Before Marzia could start screaming, Pewds jumped onto his motorbike, texted senpai and sped off. A long journey later, a gang of giraffes attacked Pewds! Pewds pulled out his super awesome DEW blaster 9000 and killed all of the giraffes only to find out they were in Falcon Lover's sniper clan! Pewds left in style, with an explosion behind him while he rode off, in search of his arch-nemesis...
Finally, Pewds reached an abounded warehouse with a large flashing sign reading: 'IN HERE POODS!' He thought to himself: 'How strangely obvious... Oh well'. He entered the warehouse to be greeted by FALCON LOVER HIMSELF!!! There was the Lover of Falcons, sitting there, polishing his noscoping rifle. 'Ive bin expectin u poods' whispers the giraffe. Pewds whipped out his DEW rifle 300 and began spraying and praying to the almighty dew king that he wouldn't get 'noscoped' by the giraffe. Many shots were fired, and some even hit the mountain dew! At the end of it all, both fighters and nothing left but hand to hand combat with just one bottle of mountain dew remaining. The risks were high, could Pewdiepie, the number 1 gamer and personality on youtube defeat the self advertiser? Pewds charged towards the giraffe and they collided, confusing and weakening the now disabled giraffe. With one final blow, Falcon Lover, was no more... Pewds went to collect the last bottle only to realise that it was empty. Pewds fell to his knees and screamed: 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!'
Hope you enjoyed!