Hi! My name is Broseph!
Also Bromans, I heard you all like brotatos so I brought a sack of them and I will steam them with some Brocoli.
Also, could you direct me to the nearest Brofessor? I think I may be bromosexual; i'm not too sure.
Oh, and before I go, let me make one last Broclamation, any Bromosapiens who don't not exhibt Bromance is just Brotesque!

tl;dr:
Hello, My name is Tensyn.