Zombie Apocalypse (roleplay)

Mixture of relief and shock starts to kick in " Katy....what are you doing here?"

" wow! Thought I recognised that voice, thank you for saving me." immediately after I think about the last day we saw each other, just before the apocalypse happend. I felt bad for leaving whithout a good bye and my eyes showed it.

I was about to tell Katy the great escape story, until what was a faint noise of a few zombies was getting closer and louder. "we need to get back to your safe hideout." I stared at my stab wond "How many of you are there, Is there doctor?"

*plays guitar slowly*I hate this fucking wheelchair*i sing to the guitar*

I walked into the kitchen and searched through the cupboards and the fridge. I got out a double pack of BACON and set it on the table. I then found a pan, heated it up on the stove and added hot oil and watched it sizzle. I stared at the bacon in all of its raw beauty and cried at its overall sexiness.
'Oh wwhyy! Why can't I be like you bacon?! WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME WITH YOUR IMMENSE BACON-NESS?! WWWWWHHHHHHHYYY?!? I'm sorry- I will never let you go bacon- never... I'm sorry I shouted!', I cried.
As you can probably see, bacon has been one of the things I have truly missed.
'Praise the bacon- praise the bacon- praise the bacon- praise the bacon', I chanted.
After a full two hours of worshipping the sexiness that is the high quality bacon Alex and I took rom the supermarket, I eventually opened the double pack, chooped off all of the fat (EW) and cut half of the mass of bacon into thin strips. I. wove the strips together and fried that to become a...BACON PLATE!! And fried off the rest of the un-cut bacon and put it on the woven bacon plate.
OHSWEETJESUS is tasted good.

I smelled the bacon coming from the kitchen, it woke me up immediately, "OMG, give. me. bacon. NAO!"

*runs to the kictchen*
"Help I W-W-W-W-W-WAAASSS hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.........I hhhhhhhhhhhhhhad not been bitten"
*falls unconsious*


OOC:I'm unconcious not dead and I'm not infected so don't worry I will restore consicnes.And keep me alive and carry me around so I would be alive.

I went into the living room with some bacon for Julien.

'BACON. Eat it! It will make you all better! :3'

"Bacon is pretty much the answer for anything."

I ate the bacon.

"Anna, I want to move again, it's boring here on the couch.."

*yells out to cameron* Hey Were is katy?

'Since Alex doesn't use his old wheelchair, I'll get it for you, and I'll wheel it about for you.'

I igot the wheelchair and brought it back to the living room. I then helped Julien into the chair.

'There you go! Anywhere you wanna go, I'll wheel you.'

*Regains concnsiesnes*
"What just happend?"
*Hears a mysterious voice in the head*
"Hello,Zuperx.I found you."
"Who are you?"
"Your one of my clones,Thats why you survived.Don't tell this to anyone!"
*Searches for Anna and Julien and finds them."
"Did you notice me being unconscious?"



OOC:The white text is the sayings that noone other then me can hear.

"WOW, thanks Anna! This is great, wait, you said we were here before right? Could you show me my room? I might recognize something."

*regenated from the fan accident*
okay now the mirror should aroun-
*celling breakes*
WHY DOES THAT ALWAYS HAPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-*BOMP*
*i fell in my old room*
oooow... HEY! MY ROOM! wait... NOW I GOT A PLAN!! this is gonna hurt tough...
*goes over to some glass shards and i cut myself making me bleed*
owowowowow... well here goes...
*i draw on the wall by crawling on it hoping that they would be able read it in blood (says: NUKE IN 4 WEEKS, NO TIME, GET ANTIDOTE, CALL COMMANDER JOSH)*
now to get their attention...
*i would jump trough the closed window breaking it and making just enough noise for evryone to hear...

HELMET RADIO: ALL UNITS ARE TO EMEDIETLY PULL BACK FROM THE CITY! WE HAVE A NUKE IN 4 WEEKS!!
LETS GE THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BEFORE THE COMMAND LEVELS THE PLACE! LUTENATE OUT!! *message stops*