*aware of all the angry looks, roll eyes and get back to work now pulling out the knife half way through hoping the the coagulator will do the job* Come on...damn... *take it out and stay still expecting a blood to burst but nothing happened* Oh man... *sigh and wipe forehead chuckling* Well, that went well soldier. I am amazed myself. Guess it was not the main artery after all. *proceed to stitch after making sure the wound is clean and not bleeding* Almost there. *proceed stitching while humming a song out of habit and to relax after getting pissed off*
On the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit, but just like an onion, when you peel off more layers, you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying.

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!

If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!