BARRRELLLLL
Or ELLOs pewdie *stephano accent*
heyyy pewdie *porky* come play with me

I DON"T CARE!!!!!!

,,That's how I roll. That's how I get all the ladies ;D"
My favourite so far :D

"Hello, my name is Pew-fuck..."
I laughed so hard when he said that.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH"

"Are you *bleep*ing kidding me?! Be patient?! Suck my *bleep*" (Editted just in case)

DISGUSTOSO!!!

Don't even worry about it

My two favourite pewdiepie moment has got to be when he was playing the third Slender map on his first (or second, can't remember) try and this is how events play out...

*peers round corner to see Slenderman two doors away*
Pewdiepie: noooooo, what're you doing
*peers round corner again to see Slenderman right infront of him*
Pewdiepie: ARGH!!! FUCK MY FUCK!!

And the second moment/quote actually made me spit-take from laughing

*just ran away from slenderman*
Pewdiepie: Don't even worry bros... don't even wo.... OH!! oh...
*sees slendermans arm outside of doorway*
*backs away slowly*
Pewdiepie: How is he doing that...?

FUQ YEEEAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

Piggeh:IM A SNAKE! whats that pewdie? you thought i was a pig? WELL IM A SNAKE IM PUUUUUUUUUMPED BRO FIST heck make it two i named him Stephano

(Happy Wheels)

Pewdie catches a severed leg while being stapled to a spiked wall.

Pewdie: Haha, caught you ya little b**ch, now f**k off!

"That's how we roll in PewDiePie town!"

TELEPORTING NAKED GUUUUYS!!