Object: Person answers the question above with a really dumb answer, then asks a dumb question of their own for the next poster to answer. It's just for fun to see what we can come up with. Example, the first poster may say, "How do you cook an egg?" and the next poster could reply, "With your feet, duh."

I'll start.

Where does the meat at the grocery store come from?

It's that thing you use to mow your lawn during the hot summer days.

How do you tell someone you have a crush on them?

Breathing is actually just a government conspiracy, used to control human kind without them ever knowing it.

How do you tune a guitar?

You wrap your ankles around someone's face and start screaming, "CHICKEN'S FOR DINNER TONIGHT, PEOPLE."

What's a nightmare?

You find sandwich meat and ask it to put some clothes on!

How do you use Google Maps?

You break a skateboard in half and use ducttape to strap the two pieces of broken board to your feet.