Purpel.

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    • Purpel.

      Ok, about me, I'm usually seen as a jerk because of what I say and how I speak throughout the interwebz, mostly because I feel like using my grammar capabilities to an extent, so that is that, you decide what you think of me.

      Mah name is Simon [Insert last name here] and I'm 17 years old, turning 18 this year, but I'm not telling you when, I come from Sweden, although, I haven't gone anywhere to actually need to say that particular sentence, let's stick to "I am Swedish.". Ok, I like the smell of pancakes, I have purple shoes, I don't make ovens for a living, I like to create and listen to music, even though I'm not that good on the creating part, well, I think I am but I'm not much compared to others.

      I am a moderator of this terrific site and it's beautiful and hilarious members, I enjoy having responsibilites and I like to be the guy people come to with questions, at least when I know how to answer them, I guess that's the attention whore side of me.

      I can also make people stand on their heads, but so far, Marcusmo17 has been the only one willing to, and A for effort my man, was a blast watching your life stream for 8 hours or so, now let me add you on facebook. I also managed to get Sleeze to stand on his head, one more bro down. And then there was James, who just recently stood half assedly on his head, good riddance sir.

      Anyhoodles, less about my willy, more about my bum, (Metaphorically speaking I am the bum and Marcus is my willy, anyway, onwards!) my bum enjoys playing all kinds of games, like, who can run out in the road and not move until a car comes along and you see who stays to get closest, or jumping off a cliff and try to reach a ledge and whoever gets on one get's to push the others off, those kind of things.

      Many of you probably don't know me at all, but now you know a little, and for you who does, buy me this: guitarandampshop.co.uk/acatalo…RR24XTBLK-GRNBVLlarge.png

      If you have any questions about me and my stupid life, go ahead.
      And TL;DR, screw you, if you came along for the sake of my introduction, get up there and read.
      "I've begun my voyage in a paper boat without a bottom; I will fly to the moon in it."
      "When this paper aeroplane leaves the cliff edge, and carves parallel vapour trails in the dark, we will come together."

      The post was edited 8 times, last by PurpelPumpkin ().

    • That's because I'm mysterious, I never give that out, you guys might want to rape me after reading this.
      "I've begun my voyage in a paper boat without a bottom; I will fly to the moon in it."
      "When this paper aeroplane leaves the cliff edge, and carves parallel vapour trails in the dark, we will come together."
    • There, fixed it, now the second TL;DR actually works for me :3
      "I've begun my voyage in a paper boat without a bottom; I will fly to the moon in it."
      "When this paper aeroplane leaves the cliff edge, and carves parallel vapour trails in the dark, we will come together."
    • Updated a small piece, since people have wondered, have fun.
      "I've begun my voyage in a paper boat without a bottom; I will fly to the moon in it."
      "When this paper aeroplane leaves the cliff edge, and carves parallel vapour trails in the dark, we will come together."