Look, I'm sorry but I think we need to stop. You changed way too much, you know what you are now? You're just a kind of bird, flying from person to person, and totally forgetting that we are in a relationship. I can't handle this anymore. So yeah, I break up with you. No offense.
Cool kids don't turn around when there is an explosion behind them.
And if they're wearing glasses, it's even cooler.