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    • W0lf4ever: So what mods did you install?
      nik: Many
      W0lf4ever: Nikdragons mod?
      nik: Nope
      W0lf4ever: I bet you did
      nik: Nope
      W0lf4ever: But you are a liar, so it's a yes
      nik: Nope
      W0lf4ever: Buy me space then
      nik: Nope
      W0lf4ever: Omg thank you
      nik: No problem, I'd not buy you space any time.
      W0lf4ever: So when will I get it?
      nik: Never
      W0lf4ever: That soon? Awesome!
      nik: Yup
      nik: Got a mic?!
      W0lf4ever: I do not
      nik: Good
      W0lf4ever: But I can get one from across the room
      nik: Pfft
      W0lf4ever: Why you ask? Want to buy me space?
      nik: Nope
      _________________________________________________________

      nik: Sounds like you're having so much fun!
      W0lf4ever: I am, I am
      W0lf4ever: Now I am not
      W0lf4ever: Buy me space
      nik: YAY!
      nik: No.
      W0lf4ever: Oh c'mon, space is cheap
      nik: NO!
      W0lf4ever: Why not!?
      nik: NO!
      W0lf4ever: REASONSSS, I DON'T SEE ANY
      nik: NO!
      W0lf4ever: So, what are you doing?
      nik: Stalker
      W0lf4ever: So get me space, maybe?
      nik: Nope
      _________________________________________________________

      nik: Want to know how to annoy bob?
      W0lf4ever: No
      nik: Why not
      W0lf4ever: No.
      nik: Why not
      W0lf4ever: NO.
      nik: Why not
      W0lf4ever: NO!
      nik: Why not
      W0lf4ever: NOOO!
      nik: Why not
      W0lf4ever: NOOOOOOO!!!!
      nik: Why not
      W0lf4ever: YESSSSSS!!!!!!
      nik: Kai, just say "BOB!" To him constantly
      _________________________________________________________

      W0lf4ever: You are rich and handsome, gift me space
      W0lf4ever: And I'll be forever in your debt
      nik: I am not
      W0lf4ever: But that's like saying space is a furry animal
      nik: You're a furry
      _________________________________________________________

      W0lf4ever: Lets start this all over again, kay
      W0lf4ever: Nice to meet you, I am W0lf4ever
      nik: NO!
      nik: k
      W0lf4ever: What's your name?
      W0lf4ever: STOP PLAYING PORTAL 2 AND ANWSER ME
      nik: NO
      W0lf4ever: BUT WHY NOT
      nik: Because you sux
      W0lf4ever: Yeah, but buy me space and I'll change for you
      nik: NO!
      W0lf4ever: YES.
      nik: Get it yourself you lazy arse
      W0lf4ever: I am not la- wait I am lazy
      _________________________________________________________

      W0lf4ever: I'll tell you that you are very handsome for 4 weeks and 3 hours everyday if you buy me space
      nik: NO
      W0lf4ever: Am I annoying yet?
      nik: NO
      W0lf4ever: K, phew
      W0lf4ever: So, how about that space?
      nik: NO
      W0lf4ever: Much like portal 2 huh?
      nik: NO
      W0lf4ever: Imho, it is
      nik: NO
      W0lf4ever: Space and Portal 2, both nice games
      nik: NO
      W0lf4ever: But you are a liar
      nik: NO
      W0lf4ever: so you are buying me Portal 2?
      nik: NO
      W0lf4ever: How about space then?
      nik: NO
      W0lf4ever: You don't even have time to play dat game when you are replying to me
      nik: I do actually
      W0lf4ever: You ninja bro
      nik: I just don't have a crappy computer that takes a while to load the steam overlay like yours
      W0lf4ever: True, true
      W0lf4ever: So, is Portal 2 hard?
      nik: Nope
      W0lf4ever: Is space easy?
      nik: Nope
      W0lf4ever: See, they are both good games then
      W0lf4ever: How about you get me both?
      nik: NO
      W0lf4ever: Meh, you are right, only get me space, I am asking too much already
      W0lf4ever: Space it is then
      nik: NO
      W0lf4ever: My head hurts
      W0lf4ever: too much NO's
      nik: NO
      W0lf4ever: You are the Knight who says NO
      nik: NO
      ________________________________________
      Otacustes: I heard you were a traitor
      W0lf4ever: Yep
      Otacustes: :O
      W0lf4ever: I became a traitor because Nik doesn't gift me space
      Otacustes: lol
      Otacustes: It's all your fault my eggroll is ew
      W0lf4ever: I know
      W0lf4ever: It's only phase one of my evil masterplan
      Otacustes: D:
      Otacustes kills W0lf
      W0lf4ever is immortal
      Otacustes: oshit
      Otacustes: You lie :O
      W0lf4ever: Why would I lie?
      W0lf4ever: Besides, if you killed me, I couldn't type right now
      W0lf4ever: My point is proven
      Otacustes: D:
      ________________________________________

      W0lf4ever: Hear that?
      nik: Nope
      W0lf4ever: It's the sound of you, dying
      nik: Nope
      W0lf4ever: What's that behind you?
      nik: Air.
      W0lf4ever: Or is it?
      nik: Yup
      W0lf4ever: Can you really believe what you don't even see?
      nik: Yup
      W0lf4ever: How can you be sure of that?
      nik: Because I'm me
      W0lf4ever: But are you really? Don't you ever felt something else controlling you? A powerful force?
      nik: Nope
      W0lf4ever: You see, my point is proven
      nik: I'm nota slave unlike you
      W0lf4ever: The powerful force is also ninja
      nik: Nope
      W0lf4ever: it's controlling you and you can't even feel it
      nik: Nope
      W0lf4ever: You are just denying your doom
      W0lf4ever: BUT!
      W0lf4ever: I can save yo.
      nik: Your doom you mean
      W0lf4ever: All you need to do to save yourself is
      W0lf4ever: gift me space.
      nik: Nope
      W0lf4ever: DAMN IT
      W0lf4ever: I WAS SURE THIS WOULD WORK
      nik: Sux2bu

      The post was edited 3 times, last by W0lf4ever ().

    • Heiko <3 4:35 AM
      This message has been removed.
      Professor Leafy 4:35 AM
      lmao
      4:35 AM
      totally didn't happen.
      4:35 AM
      Nope.
      Heiko <3 4:36 AM
      YOU'VE SEEN NOTHING
      Professor Leafy 4:36 AM
      C:
      4:36 AM
      NO
      Heiko <3 4:36 AM
      BECAUSE I WORK AT ZEH MUFFIN FACTORY
      Professor Leafy 4:36 AM
      BECAUSE I WORK AT ZEH MUFFIN FACTORY.
      4:36 AM
      X:
      4:36 AM
      C:
      Heiko <3 4:36 AM
      AWE YEAH
      4:36 AM
      :'D
      Professor Leafy 4:36 AM
      C:
      4:36 AM
      Derp sauce Heiko.
      4:36 AM
      Derp sauce.
      Heiko <3 4:36 AM
      Derp sauce could be everything
      4:36 AM
      semen f.e.
      Professor Leafy 4:37 AM
      ...
      4:37 AM
      o.o
      Heiko <3 4:37 AM
      but what would you want to eat with semen sauce
      Professor Leafy 4:37 AM
      Wattt.
      Heiko <3 4:37 AM
      I don't know
      4:37 AM
      my brain is weird sometimes
      Professor Leafy 4:37 AM
      daaaa
      4:37 AM
      faaaaaqqqqqqqqq
      Heiko <3 4:37 AM
      Exactly
      4:37 AM

      Professor Leafy 4:37 AM
      Heiko
      4:37 AM
      you strange.
      4:37 AM
      very strannnnge.
      Heiko <3 4:38 AM
      Alex
      4:38 AM
      you awesome
      Professor Leafy 4:38 AM
      Oh gawd.
      4:38 AM
      What have I started.
      4:38 AM
      XD

      Heiko <3 4:25 PM
      I want to take that hair and make a sex doll out of it
      4:25 PM
      jk
      FlameX 4:25 PM
      On 7/26/12, at 4:24 PM, mKeRix wrote:
      > I want to take that hair and make a sex doll out of it
      Heiko <3 4:25 PM
      :c


      "Lefi is lefi
      if someone try to change lefi
      lefi will be mad
      lefi will fak yer shit up"
      Brootal c:

      I love Mkerix, more than my Pokemon.<3

      The post was edited 1 time, last by Leafy ().

    • [7/26/12 10:53:48 AM] Professor Leafy: oo
      [7/26/12 10:54:01 AM] Heiko <3: bewbs
      [7/26/12 10:54:06 AM] Professor Leafy: TITAYS
      [7/26/12 10:56:36 AM] Dano Is Awesome: TITS INDEED


      "Lefi is lefi
      if someone try to change lefi
      lefi will be mad
      lefi will fak yer shit up"
      Brootal c:

      I love Mkerix, more than my Pokemon.<3
    • [Today, 11:15am] stephanofriend: flails and accidently hits flamez
      [Today, 11:14am] Poecowmoo101: ......
      [Today, 11:14am] stephanofriend: lolz
      [Today, 11:14am] Flamez3: ...
      [Today, 11:13am] stephanofriend: flails with herobrine
      [Today, 11:13am] Flamez3: What is WITH THIS FREAKING FLAILS CRAP???
      [Today, 11:13am] stephanofriend: flail party !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      [Today, 11:13am] Poecowmoo101: magikarp lvl 100 with 1 hp flails!!!

      (Bottom to top)

      Please explain this crap.
    • > butthurt due to the fact Leafy is allowed to doublepost while I even reported it.

      oh well.

      [Today, 3:16am] gimmiepinkie: im making a zombie movie. i dont know how to make zombies
      [Today, 3:17am] Kneesocks: gimmepinkie , you give people bathsalt and let them snort it


      [Today, 3:34am] gimmiepinkie: u guys suck you know why?
      [Today, 3:34am] Kneesocks: So , moderators suck because they enforce the rules? You must be new to the internet.


      Also which butthurt moderator moved this topic? this belongs to dem user creations since we made dem logs! Also Flamez made the topic. How did you dare to move something which is made by an Smod.



      The post was edited 2 times, last by Kneesocks ().

    • [Today, 11:38am] Morgrayne: Dammit,Br00tal. Don't blow my cover like that ._.
      [Today, 11:38am] Br00tal: kneesocks-sama
      [Today, 11:38am] drakoboy: OMG OMG OMG could my dreams come true?
      [Today, 11:38am] Kneesocks: morg is swagalicious trololool
      [Today, 11:38am] Br00tal: Yeah
      [Today, 11:37am] drakoboy: really?
      [Today, 11:37am] Br00tal: No, he is pewdie
    • [8/1/12 9:19:55 PM] Moyyy: taking bath cat decides to come in and stands on the side... loses balance and falls in..
      [8/1/12 9:25:17 PM] Professor Leafy: XDDDD
      [8/1/12 9:26:38 PM] Moyyy: it realllly sucked... lol
      [8/1/12 9:32:52 PM] Professor Leafy: I would have lold.
      [8/1/12 9:33:11 PM] Dano Is Awesome: -insert wet pussy joke here-
      [8/1/12 9:34:47 PM] Moyyy: I did lold but then i looked at my back he clawd me good lol
      [8/1/12 9:36:11 PM] Moyyy: wet pussy jokes hurt..
      [8/1/12 9:36:22 PM] Dano Is Awesome: :3
      [8/1/12 9:39:05 PM] FlameX: lol
      [8/1/12 9:39:28 PM] Dano Is Awesome: so we will ban all the thongs from the forums
      [8/1/12 9:39:32 PM] Dano Is Awesome: leafy's idea
      [8/1/12 9:42:50 PM] FlameX: THONGS
      [8/1/12 9:42:53 PM] FlameX: GOOD IDEA
      [8/1/12 9:42:58 PM] Dano Is Awesome: DA
      [8/1/12 9:42:59 PM] FlameX: NAKED PUSSY IS BETTER
      [8/1/12 9:43:03 PM] FlameX: THEN THONGED PUSSY
      [8/1/12 9:43:05 PM] Dano Is Awesome: NYET
      [8/1/12 9:43:09 PM] FlameX: fak u


      "Lefi is lefi
      if someone try to change lefi
      lefi will be mad
      lefi will fak yer shit up"
      Brootal c:

      I love Mkerix, more than my Pokemon.<3
    • Flamez3: but you were being a faggot
      Xebaz: no u
      Flamez3: no
      Flamez3: you
      Flamez3: *
      Xebaz: No decks
      Xebaz: NOU
      Flamez3: No you*
      Xebaz: NOU
      Flamez3: no dicks*
      Xebaz: DUde
      Xebaz: go google Decks
      Flamez3: Dude*
      Flamez3: Go Google "Decks".
      Xebaz: Dude, i don't give a shit if you correct me.
      Flamez3: Dude, I don't give a shit if you correct me.
      Flamez3: *
      Xebaz: Having fun?
      Xebaz: Since i think this is fun.
      Flamez3: No, not really.
      Flamez3: Since I think this is fun*
      Xebaz: c:
      Flamez3: :3
    • [8/2/12 9:32:06 AM] Br00tal: LOL NICE
      [8/2/12 9:32:38 AM] CakeBaz: I NEED MOAR
      [8/2/12 9:32:47 AM] Br00tal: DO MINE
      [8/2/12 9:32:50 AM] Br00tal: 04
      [8/2/12 9:32:59 AM] CakeBaz: WHICH ONE IS THAT LET ME LOOk
      [8/2/12 9:33:17 AM] Rewhan: SHUTUP XEBAZ
      [8/2/12 9:33:26 AM] Rewhan: *throws candle*
      [8/2/12 9:33:37 AM] CakeBaz: FUCK YOU
      [8/2/12 9:33:42 AM] CakeBaz: and i have done that one br00tal
      [8/2/12 9:34:14 AM] Br00tal: decks
      [8/2/12 9:34:17 AM] Rewhan: dicks
      [8/2/12 9:36:06 AM] Br00tal: fak u
      [8/2/12 9:36:13 AM] Professor Leafy: Penis


      "Lefi is lefi
      if someone try to change lefi
      lefi will be mad
      lefi will fak yer shit up"
      Brootal c:

      I love Mkerix, more than my Pokemon.<3
    • [Today, 4:10pm] Koggeh: Oh god no.
      [Today, 4:09pm] Amnesia: You're next. @Koggeh.
      [Today, 4:08pm] Koggeh: Oh. Either way sucks.
      [Today, 4:08pm] Amnesia: Koggeh, it's vore.
      [Today, 4:08pm] Dragonlord567:
      [Today, 4:07pm] Dragonlord567: Hello
      [Today, 4:06pm] Koggeh: Eaten by Amny... Not sure if Cannibalism or Vore
      [Today, 4:06pm] Amnesia: Stop what? The truth?
      [Today, 4:05pm] LucidaJAS7: ;( stop it
      [Today, 4:05pm] LucidaJAS7: Noooo! :'9
      [Today, 4:05pm] Amnesia: I'll eat you all.
      A PSN chat...


      *Sips Coffee*

      "Yuro" wrote:


      *Warning*
      A bubble slime just spiked your coffee Koggeh. And you just drank some of it too didn't you?


      Oh Bloody Blue Blazes.

      (Random & Unrelated)
      *Pictures Retarded Crack Addicted Sheep Ice Skating* (My Reaction) --> oi39.tinypic.com/23l0hah.jpg
    • [Today, 1:02pm] Valkyrie: im watching the movie The Exorcist , not scary
      [Today, 1:02pm] Br00tal: What, you never walked around like that?
      [Today, 1:01pm] Kneesocks: Wow...
      [Today, 1:01pm] Br00tal: even when i swim
      [Today, 1:01pm] Br00tal: Thats totally normal, i walk around like that
      [Today, 1:01pm] Kneesocks: but I'm talking about those things in Leafy's nose
      [Today, 1:00pm] Br00tal: Yeah, or the fact that mKeRix is small
      [Today, 1:00pm] Kneesocks: well , skype is really terrifying
      [Today, 1:00pm] Br00tal: The skypelogo?
      [Today, 12:59pm] Kneesocks: when you see it , you will shit brix : pewdiepie.net/index.php?page=User…#profileContent
    • [18:38:00] Oscar [PolarBear]: I don't own a wii ._.
      [18:38:08] T£d [FingersOfFrost]: Oh you.
      [18:38:22] Poya [Br00tal]: And i wont buy one either.
      [18:38:27] T£d [FingersOfFrost]: Oh you.
      [18:38:42] Oscar [PolarBear]: Seriously, wii is kinda gay xD
      [18:38:45] T£d [FingersOfFrost]: Oh you.
      [18:38:49 | Redigerat 18:38:51] Poya [Br00tal]: Super Gay.
      [18:38:52] T£d [FingersOfFrost]: Oh you.
      [18:39:15] Oscar [PolarBear]: So gay that a homosexual man who takes himsaelf seriously wouldn't even dare touch the thing.
      [18:39:15] Poya [Br00tal]: inb4 oh you
      [18:39:20] Poya [Br00tal]: hahaha
      [18:39:31] T£d [FingersOfFrost]: I'm not playing this game anymore.
      [18:39:38] Poya [Br00tal]: The Game?
      [18:39:43] Oscar [PolarBear]: THE GAME
      [18:39:46] Oscar [PolarBear]: You just lost it
      [18:39:56] Poya [Br00tal]: BAM