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    • laptops? naw mayn I prefer a desktop I built myself so I know what in it and I know how to change the parts ^^ but its all a matter of opinion

      just for the record Desktops have moar power and are easier to repair >.>

      btw I LOLed xD
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    • [Today, 9:42pm] Aquasys: The worst is that I really have a normal-size keyblade on my closet ._.'
      [Today, 9:41pm] TimmyB1tch: Eury it was a random question I had that I knew wouldnt work
      [Today, 9:41pm] Aquasys: Well, I didn't think about that Koggeh, but now...
      [Today, 9:41pm] AUTOBOTWARRIOR: what's up
      [Today, 9:41pm] PolarBear: Hello Auto.
      [Today, 9:41pm] TimmyB1tch: ohai
      [Today, 9:41pm] TimmyB1tch: damn .... I was kidding >.>
      [Today, 9:41pm] Eurydice: ...Why would you put peanut butter on a computer?
      [Today, 9:41pm] AUTOBOTWARRIOR: hello
      [Today, 9:41pm] Aquasys: Don't answer it's a trap !
      [Today, 9:41pm] Koggeh: Oh holy. DON'T KEYBLADE WHIP ME AQUA!
      [Today, 9:40pm] PolarBear: No Timmy.
      [Today, 9:40pm] TimmyB1tch: hey Polar and Koggeh can Peanut Butter keep mai CPU as cold as a fridge? ._.
      [Today, 9:40pm] Aquasys: And learn pointless computer stuff too.
      [Today, 9:40pm] Koggeh: Sync. Your opinion on the thread?
      A PSN chat...


      *Sips Coffee*

      "Yuro" wrote:


      *Warning*
      A bubble slime just spiked your coffee Koggeh. And you just drank some of it too didn't you?


      Oh Bloody Blue Blazes.

      (Random & Unrelated)
      *Pictures Retarded Crack Addicted Sheep Ice Skating* (My Reaction) --> oi39.tinypic.com/23l0hah.jpg
    • (Sorry for double post)
      [Today, 9:46pm] Koggeh: (In tune to Welcome to the Jungle) Welcome to the Shoutbox, we're mostly all insane..
      Today, 9:47pm] Koggeh: ...We never had the sense of an animal, our minds are crazy trains.. In the Shoutbox, welcome to the Shoutbox
      [Today, 9:49pm] Koggeh: ...This is a crazy town... HUH!
      A PSN chat...


      *Sips Coffee*

      "Yuro" wrote:


      *Warning*
      A bubble slime just spiked your coffee Koggeh. And you just drank some of it too didn't you?


      Oh Bloody Blue Blazes.

      (Random & Unrelated)
      *Pictures Retarded Crack Addicted Sheep Ice Skating* (My Reaction) --> oi39.tinypic.com/23l0hah.jpg
    • Koggeh wrote:

      [Today, 9:42pm] Aquasys: The worst is that I really have a normal-size keyblade on my closet ._.'
      [Today, 9:41pm] TimmyB1tch: Eury it was a random question I had that I knew wouldnt work
      [Today, 9:41pm] Aquasys: Well, I didn't think about that Koggeh, but now...
      [Today, 9:41pm] AUTOBOTWARRIOR: what's up
      [Today, 9:41pm] PolarBear: Hello Auto.
      [Today, 9:41pm] TimmyB1tch: ohai
      [Today, 9:41pm] TimmyB1tch: damn .... I was kidding >.>
      [Today, 9:41pm] Eurydice: ...Why would you put peanut butter on a computer?
      [Today, 9:41pm] AUTOBOTWARRIOR: hello
      [Today, 9:41pm] Aquasys: Don't answer it's a trap !
      [Today, 9:41pm] Koggeh: Oh holy. DON'T KEYBLADE WHIP ME AQUA!
      [Today, 9:40pm] PolarBear: No Timmy.
      [Today, 9:40pm] TimmyB1tch: hey Polar and Koggeh can Peanut Butter keep mai CPU as cold as a fridge? ._.
      [Today, 9:40pm] Aquasys: And learn pointless computer stuff too.
      [Today, 9:40pm] Koggeh: Sync. Your opinion on the thread?
      the 1st time I asked I killed the chat xD

      what about Jelly? will jelly surfice? what if I take the CPU, take off the heatsink, and make it into a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

      EDIT:lol I decided to go with that Peanut butter and jelly thing x3 also a ShatteredSoul Troll that he told me some time ago that I knew was a joke xD


      [Today, 2:31am] Synchronized: (╬ ಠ益ಠ)
      [Today, 2:30am] jameZZummers: ლ(^-^ლ)
      [Today, 2:29am] TimmyB1tch: x3
      [Today, 2:29am] TimmyB1tch: :3
      [Today, 2:29am] Synchronized: :s
      [Today, 2:28am] TimmyB1tch: :3
      [Today, 2:23am] TimmyB1tch: hesaid pink was the best color to remove static so the pajamas will be pink :3
      [Today, 2:22am] jameZZummers: pewdiepie.net/wcf/images/phot…25-2ce8b20b.jpg
      [Today, 2:21am] TimmyB1tch: read bellow
      [Today, 2:21am] Synchronized: what
      [Today, 2:20am] TimmyB1tch: ill let u guys know if it works once i get the parts ^^
      [Today, 2:20am] TimmyB1tch: I am putting this on mai channel
      [Today, 2:19am] TimmyB1tch: he also said it helps to video tape it :3
      [Today, 2:19am] TimmyB1tch: also to remove static Shattered said I should wear fullbody pajamas and high heels
      [Today, 2:19am] TimmyB1tch: so its an exelent idea
      [Today, 2:18am] elwera: lol, yes, computers love sandwiches XD
      [Today, 2:18am] TimmyB1tch: I think its a great idea :3
      [Today, 2:18am] TimmyB1tch: no just made out of the CPU
      [Today, 2:17am] RepNai: Heavy would still like dat.
      [Today, 2:17am] RepNai: Hmm
      [Today, 2:17am] TimmyB1tch: does the computer hate sandwiches D:
      [Today, 2:17am] RepNai: Peanutbutter jelly computer sandwich?
      [Today, 2:17am] TimmyB1tch: they are so good together x3 whai wouldnt it work
      [Today, 2:17am] TimmyB1tch: but what about them combained x3
      [Today, 2:17am] RepNai: Jelly... Maybe... Doubtfull tho
      [Today, 2:16am] RepNai: Peanut butter would not help..
      [Today, 2:16am] TimmyB1tch: :3
      [Today, 2:16am] RepNai: Hmm
      [Today, 2:14am] Synchronized: o.o what
      [Today, 2:14am] TimmyB1tch: my goal is to cool it down :3
      [Today, 2:14am] TimmyB1tch: guys how affective woould it be to remove the CPU heatsink, slather the heatsink in Jelly, slather the CPU with peanut butter, put the Heatsink back and make a peanutbutterjelly sanwich out of it?
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      The post was edited 1 time, last by TimmyB1tch ().

    • what happens in skype stays in skype.....

      oh wait
      (from top to bottom)



      [10:19:32 p.m.] James Summers: i cant
      [10:19:33 p.m.] Mr.Stewl: No
      [10:19:37 p.m.] Mr.Stewl: I'm calling cryfans
      [10:19:39 p.m.] Mr.Stewl: want to join mat ?
      [10:19:42 p.m.] That1Matt: Sure :D
      [10:19:47 p.m.] James Summers: i hate you both
      [10:20:06 p.m.] Mr.Stewl: xD
      [10:20:17 p.m.] That1Matt: Lmao :3
      [10:20:30 p.m.] James Summers: >:0 assholes xD
      [10:20:40 p.m.] That1Matt: Lololo
      [10:20:43 p.m.] That1Matt: :trollface:
      need to email me about something? jamezzummers@gmail.com
      need to email my dev team with some questions about the game? decapitatedtree@gmail.com
      want to get the latest updates on our progress?
      twitter.com/DecapitatedTree
      facebook.com/pages/Decapitated-Tree/402265469867737

      if you want to be part of the dev team send me an email or message
    • [Today, 5:28pm] Koggeh: OH REALLY?
      [Today, 5:27pm] Linus: Koggeh, you're dirty.
      [Today, 5:27pm] Brofisted: JUst call me bro.. *hint* *hint*
      [Today, 5:27pm] Brofisted: -.-
      [Today, 5:27pm] Linus: YEP.
      [Today, 5:27pm] Pawesome: nothing much.
      [Today, 5:27pm] Koggeh: Wait. I need a different nickname for him.
      [Today, 5:26pm] Brofisted: Wazzup bros
      [Today, 5:26pm] Linus: Fisted, REALLY KOGGEH? REALLY?
      [Today, 5:26pm] Pawesome: hey bro
      [Today, 5:26pm] Koggeh: Ello Fisted
      [Today, 5:26pm] Pawesome: went to download with torrent and it showed 3.5 gbs
      [Today, 5:26pm] Brofisted: Greetings!
      A PSN chat...


      *Sips Coffee*

      "Yuro" wrote:


      *Warning*
      A bubble slime just spiked your coffee Koggeh. And you just drank some of it too didn't you?


      Oh Bloody Blue Blazes.

      (Random & Unrelated)
      *Pictures Retarded Crack Addicted Sheep Ice Skating* (My Reaction) --> oi39.tinypic.com/23l0hah.jpg

      Linus likes this.

    • (Once again sorry for double post)

      [Today, 5:32pm] Linus: I'm famous.
      [Today, 5:32pm] Brofisted: My dad was famous....
      [Today, 5:32pm] Brofisted: LOL
      [Today, 5:32pm] Linus: That would be quite awesome.
      [Today, 5:32pm] Linus: What if Koggeh actually was my dad...
      [Today, 5:32pm] Brofisted: WTF.
      [Today, 5:31pm] Linus: Oh Koggeh...
      [Today, 5:31pm] Koggeh: She makes me less clean Linus.
      [Today, 5:30pm] Linus: sound that way*
      [Today, 5:30pm] Linus: Derp.
      [Today, 5:30pm] Linus: That sounded really dirty ._. I didn't want it to be that way.
      [Today, 5:30pm] Brofisted: I'll brb....
      [Today, 5:30pm] Brofisted: eeeeerm......
      [Today, 5:29pm] Brofisted: I don't have a wife...
      [Today, 5:29pm] Linus: I MEAN WHAT?
      [Today, 5:29pm] Linus: That's why he got an wife, because he could have somebody who could wash him.
      A PSN chat...


      *Sips Coffee*

      "Yuro" wrote:


      *Warning*
      A bubble slime just spiked your coffee Koggeh. And you just drank some of it too didn't you?


      Oh Bloody Blue Blazes.

      (Random & Unrelated)
      *Pictures Retarded Crack Addicted Sheep Ice Skating* (My Reaction) --> oi39.tinypic.com/23l0hah.jpg
    • Flamez3: when do you go back to school
      Left: School starts again at 21 of august
      Left: New school
      Flamez3: WHAT?
      Left: glad i came in
      Flamez3: THATS LIKE 1 FUCKING YEAR AWAY
      Left: 1 YEAR?
      Flamez3: well
      Flamez3: not 12 months
      Left: more like 1 month...
      Flamez3: but close to t
      Flamez3: it
      Flamez3: ohhhh
      Flamez3: hahahaaaaahahaa
      Flamez3: im so bad with months
      Flamez3: xD
      Left: And you say im retarded?
      Flamez3: :D





      Flamez the smart guy. <3

      Snuskflickan98 and Okuu like this.

    • Bottom to top: A PREVIEW OF THE FUTURE.

      [Today, 10:00pm] [Moderator] Morgrayne: We'll include it in the next update

      [Today, 10:00pm] Dovahkeiin: Admit it, you would love it

      [Today, 10:00pm] PolarBear: HAHAHAHAHAHA

      [Today, 10:00pm] Eurydice: ...Yeah, he's definately drunk.

      [Today, 10:00pm] Silence: 8|

      [Today, 10:00pm] Brofisted: IM A BOY

      [Today, 10:00pm] xXRawr_AmberXx: what o.o

      [Today, 9:59pm] Dovahkeiin: I wish Pewdiepie.net had a portable vagina to buy, so i could have intersex with all of you

      Now come and see divinity
      Where night turns day so far away from heaven
    • Me: Are you a monkey?
      CleverBot: No. Are you a monkey?
      Me:No. Are you a donkey?
      Cleverbot: No.
      Me: you are a donkey.
      Cleverbot: You are a honkey.
      me:you are racist
      cleverbot: are you interested in things humans find interesting.
      me: are you sucking my dick.
      cleverbot: yes.
      me:how does it taste?
      cleverbot: like cake

      what a racist bot. >.>

      The post was edited 2 times, last by Pawesome ().

    • [Today, 5:32pm] FingersOfFrost: My body is gorge.
      [Today, 5:32pm] Black_Veil_Brides: I take it that you know tje book Shattered Soul.
      [Today, 5:32pm] FingersOfFrost: My face is gorge.
      [Today, 5:31pm] FingersOfFrost: Thx, I really got the right flow in my hair.
      [Today, 5:31pm] Br00tal: Come at me frost, kill me with your hotness
      [Today, 5:31pm] Silence: Hot ?
      [Today, 5:31pm] Silence: Congrats !
      [Today, 5:31pm] FingersOfFrost: I'm looking really hot today.
      [Today, 5:31pm] Br00tal: BONER ACHIEVED
      [Today, 5:31pm] ShatteredSoul: NAKED LUNCH!
      [Today, 5:31pm] Br00tal: +6 subs on my channel aready today
      [Today, 5:30pm] Silence: I don´t know ! Please save me !
      [Today, 5:29pm] Br00tal: WHAT IS GOING ON?
      [Today, 5:29pm] Silence: Cooool ... Rep
      [Today, 5:29pm] acidhalne: I know what that is, Rep.
      [Today, 5:29pm] Silence: You´re lying
      [Today, 5:29pm] Black_Veil_Brides: *it
      [Today, 5:28pm] RepNai: Combos are for noobs
      [Today, 5:28pm] Black_Veil_Brides: I m reading a rather interesting book. Its called Naked Lunch. Has anyone read dit?
      [Today, 5:28pm] Silence: Perfect combo bitches !
      [Today, 5:27pm] Silence: o.o x4
      [Today, 5:27pm] Black_Veil_Brides: o.o x3
      [Today, 5:27pm] Silence: o.o x2
      [Today, 5:26pm] RepNai: anyone (other then me) happen to know what that is? :P
      [Today, 5:26pm] Black_Veil_Brides: o.o
      [Today, 5:26pm] Silence: Hmm... x2
      [Today, 5:26pm] RepNai: Well, now im watching 'Marble Hornets' on youtube
      [Today, 5:25pm] RepNai: Hmm...
      [Today, 5:24pm] Silence: I so fakin bored ...
      [Today, 5:23pm] Silence: WUT ?
      [Today, 5:23pm] Br00tal: hurrdurr
      [Today, 5:22pm] Silence: Good ...
      [Today, 5:20pm] Silence: I´m fine thanks ...
      [Today, 5:20pm] Silence: Oh yes, How are you Silence?
      [Today, 5:19pm] Silence: jhvggf
      [Today, 5:16pm] Silence: Aliens !
      [Today, 5:16pm] Silence: :_______________________:
      [Today, 5:16pm] Linus: ._.
      [Today, 5:14pm] Silence: youtube.com/watch?v=0HdBmpvFF2c
      [Today, 5:14pm] Koggeh: Skype: Koggeh One
      [Today, 5:13pm] Silence: O.o
      [Today, 5:13pm] Silence: 8|
      [Today, 5:13pm] Silence: O.o
      [Today, 5:12pm] Silence: 8|
      [Today, 5:12pm] Left: you..........................idk.
      [Today, 5:12pm] fahkin m16: tankionline.com/en/
      [Today, 5:12pm] Silence: Whats wrong Left ?
      [Today, 5:11pm] fahkin m16: tankionline.com
      [Today, 5:11pm] fahkin m16: meh anyway im off to go play taknki online if any one else whants to join heres the link nkionline.com
      [Today, 5:11pm] Left: ;(
      [Today, 5:11pm] Silence: ...
      [Today, 5:10pm] Silence: WUT ?
      [Today, 5:10pm] Left: D:
      [Today, 5:10pm] Silence: ._________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________.
      [Today, 5:09pm] Silence: Busy ... I like that word, BUSY
      [Today, 5:09pm] fahkin m16: and some other bros but they are busy
      [Today, 5:09pm] Left: ._____________________.
      [Today, 5:09pm] fahkin m16: im here
      [Today, 5:09pm] fahkin m16: ppppppfffffffffff
      [Today, 5:09pm] Silence: How are things ?
      [Today, 5:08pm] Silence: Hi
      [Today, 5:08pm] Silence: Hello Silence
      [Today, 5:04pm] Silence: So ...
      [Today, 5:03pm] Silence: hbfhdbcgfbdshcbdhsjjhbszgvxsgevfgsavxbsanvsgavxvndsvcjhvdsbcas
      [Today, 5:03pm] Left: Derp.
      [Today, 5:02pm] Koggeh: *Respawns*
      [Today, 5:02pm] Koggeh: *Explodes*
      [Today, 5:02pm] Koggeh: GOD DAMMIT. Stop spamming or I will sodomise you with your own rib!
      [Today, 5:01pm] PolarBear: Hi Acid! ^^
      [Today, 5:01pm] Pawesome: maybe not
      [Today, 5:01pm] Silence: hbfhdbcgfbdshcbdhsjjhbszgvxsgevfgsavxbsanvsgavxvndsvcjhvdsbcas
      [Today, 5:00pm] acidhalne: Hi bear!
      [Today, 5:00pm] Silence: OKAY :(
      [Today, 5:00pm] Pawesome: hes lagging probably koggeh
      [Today, 5:00pm] Koggeh: STOP FUCKING SPAMMING.
      [Today, 5:00pm] Silence: hbfhdbcgfbdshcbdhsjjhbszgvxsgevfgsavxbsanvsgavxvndsvcjhvdsbcas
      [Today, 5:00pm] Koggeh: Don't spam dammit.
      [Today, 4:59pm] acidhalne: Sorry, got caught up on Youtube... Do you like the game?
      [Today, 4:59pm] Silence: hbfhdbcgfbdshcbdhsjjhbszgvxsgevfgsavxbsanvsgavxvndsvcjhvdsbcas
      [Today, 4:59pm] Koggeh: Don't spam
      [Today, 4:58pm] Silence: hbfhdbcgfbdshcbdhsjjhbszgvxsgevfgsavxbsanvsgavxvndsvcjhvdsbcas




      Epic ShitStorm ( Too lazy to edit)

      Flamez3 likes this.

    • [Today, 1:45am] gogeta135: @Koggeh, WTF!!! I will never look at Luke the same way again
      [Today, 1:45am] Leafy: Pancakes
      [Today, 1:45am] TimmyB1tch: WHAT!?
      [Today, 1:44am] Synchronized: lol kogg
      [Today, 1:44am] Spiritprancer: HEY GUESS WHAT BROS!
      [Today, 1:44am] TimmyB1tch: lol
      [Today, 1:44am] Koggeh: Vader: Luke, I am your father. Luke(?): MMHM. That's what they all say. Everybody is my "daddy." Vader: Oh god.


      [Today, 6:48pm] Koggeh: What is the moral of the story of the ugly duckling? That's right, get raped by a zombie girl & you'll smell like death. Kids: Sounds legit.

      [Today, ?:??pm] Koggeh: One nipple, ah ah ah. Two nipples, ah ah ah. Three nip... Oh god I'm out of here.
      A PSN chat...


      *Sips Coffee*

      "Yuro" wrote:


      *Warning*
      A bubble slime just spiked your coffee Koggeh. And you just drank some of it too didn't you?


      Oh Bloody Blue Blazes.

      (Random & Unrelated)
      *Pictures Retarded Crack Addicted Sheep Ice Skating* (My Reaction) --> oi39.tinypic.com/23l0hah.jpg

      The post was edited 1 time, last by Koggeh ().

    • [Today, 10:24pm] Dovahkeiin: SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE A HAIRSACK, YOU KNOW THE BOTTOM PART OF A HAIR STRAND! ISOLATED FROM EVERYTHING!
      [Today, 10:24pm] SilverShadowPro: OH YEAH
      [Today, 10:24pm] SilverShadowPro: OH YEAH
      [Today, 10:24pm] Br00tal: BECAUSE SHOUTBOX
      [Today, 10:24pm] SilverShadowPro: MMMMMMMMMMMM I FEEL IT
      [Today, 10:24pm] PolarBear: REP-RAPE
      [Today, 10:24pm] Linus: WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?
      [Today, 10:24pm] SilverShadowPro: :O
      [Today, 10:24pm] PolarBear: JSUT REP THE SHIT OUT OF IT
      [Today, 10:24pm] Br00tal: REP EVERYONE
      [Today, 10:24pm] SilverShadowPro: IDK HOW TO LIKE THINGS
      [Today, 10:23pm] PolarBear: REP MINE ASWELL
      [Today, 10:23pm] Br00tal: PUMP THIS SHIT UP BRAH
      [Today, 10:23pm] ChibiBunny: be right back.... i am going to break my phone into pieces....
      [Today, 10:23pm] Dovahkeiin: REP MY BLOG PEOPLE ITS NOT HARD TO CLICK A DAMN LIKE BUTTON
      [Today, 10:23pm] SilverShadowPro: LETS GET THIS SHOUTBOX PUMPED UP!!!
      [Today, 10:23pm] SilverShadowPro: POLAR! BR00TAL!
      [Today, 10:23pm] PolarBear: BETTA REP DAT
    • [Today, 11:11pm] Koggeh: Is that like a penis? Maybe, maybe it's a penis.
      A PSN chat...


      *Sips Coffee*

      "Yuro" wrote:


      *Warning*
      A bubble slime just spiked your coffee Koggeh. And you just drank some of it too didn't you?


      Oh Bloody Blue Blazes.

      (Random & Unrelated)
      *Pictures Retarded Crack Addicted Sheep Ice Skating* (My Reaction) --> oi39.tinypic.com/23l0hah.jpg