Corrupt A Wish

WeAreTheSaints · Apr 1st 2012, 10:07pm

Granted, but while you were in chair-mode, you got stuck. And you couldn't go back to normal mode.
FOREVER A CHAIR.

I wish that I could meet Pewdie in real.

WhealteyCube · Apr 1st 2012, 10:22pm

Granted,but he wouldn't mind you

I wish to become a doctor

DinoGoesRaawrr · Apr 1st 2012, 11:14pm

Granted. But when a patient comes in your office/sees you runs away for that, you don't treat anyone and you get fired.

I wish for Hipster Glasses.

Orpheus · Apr 1st 2012, 11:55pm

AND THEN YOU WERE HEADCRAB. I MEAN HIPSTER GLASSES.

I wish that I had your free time

WhealteyCube · Apr 2nd 2012, 7:31am

Granted,but you couldn't use it for smart things

I wish to visit Tokyo

MeteoRaziel · Apr 2nd 2012, 11:59am

Granted, but the women lifted your "Cannon"(If you know what i mean) and lured you into a club which you got addicted to drugs, alcohol, sex and women.

I wish no one were idiots, people are logical and can accept their wrongs. :cursing:

WhealteyCube · Apr 2nd 2012, 12:52pm

Granted, but you would be the only stupid one.

I wish to get in the bro army channel <.<

Damaster00777 · Apr 3rd 2012, 10:11pm

Granted, but no one notices you.
I wish I could think of a wish.

Khivor · Apr 9th 2012, 7:16pm

Granted, but its a retarded wish that will end up killing you.
I wish I could pass my exams with a good grade without hard work XD

Orpheus · Apr 9th 2012, 7:18pm

Granted, your exams have absolutely no bearing on your life whatsoever.

I wish schools behaved logically. Impossible, I know.

MeteoRaziel · Apr 12th 2012, 5:36pm

Granted, they behaved logically. Now you can't understand their logic and yours is outdated.

I wish the chat box was mostly talking about Pewdie, not gangbangs.

Orpheus · Apr 12th 2012, 6:46pm

Granted, Pewdie is secretly a pimp and they're all talking about hiring his working girls.

I wish that the roleplay I'm involved in wasn't quite so much of a clusterfuck.

MeteoRaziel · Apr 13th 2012, 6:18am

Granted, now they kicked you because you're clusterfuck.

I wish no one can corrupt this wish.

n4kedm0lerat · Apr 13th 2012, 10:12am

MeteoRaziel wrote:

Granted, now they kicked you because you're clusterfuck.

I wish no one can corrupt this wish.

Granted, no-one's heard your wish and it will never come true.
I wish that I didn't wish this wish...

MeteoRaziel · Apr 13th 2012, 1:43pm

Nothing happened since that wasn't supposed to exist.
I wish m te t a in i ib e.

Damaster00777 · Apr 13th 2012, 7:50pm

Granted, but y u n u n M r .
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiener.

MeteoRaziel · Apr 14th 2012, 7:53am

Granted but a fat police hogged you.

I wish the girl i'm chatting at now won't friendzone me.

supermariozx205 · Apr 14th 2012, 10:39am

granted but your girlfriend did friendzone you

I wish I could kill random russians in estonia

The Great Gonzo · Apr 14th 2012, 1:19pm

Granted, but your passport to Estonia is no longer valid and all of the Russians left Estonia.

I wish I could make good mods.

n4kedm0lerat · Apr 15th 2012, 7:45am

Granted, but your mods go sentient and rebel against you, demanding free will and eventually killing you for some reason.

I wish Pewdie would play the new SCP game (SCP: CB)

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