Corrupt A Wish

Damaster00777 · Dec 12th 2012, 12:26am

Granted, but you slowly devolve into a bat, losing your human conscience.
I wish I was a chronically depressed, alcoholic police detective.

NZ Stephano · Dec 12th 2012, 8:18am

Granted, you are a police officer, but the complete opposite.
I wish that Xebaz hadn't had warned me eariler.

Dandy Dragon · Dec 12th 2012, 11:46am

Granted, but he'll warn you in less than 30 minutes from now on

nestijo2 · Jan 19th 2013, 10:52pm

Um...you didn't make a wish...

I wish I could enter the world of video games.

TheDauphin · Jan 20th 2013, 8:58am

Granted, but you die instantly.

I wish i could fly!

stryder221 · Jan 20th 2013, 11:19am

Granted, but you fly too close to the sun and burn.

I wish for a light-saber. (And to not have my body parts cut off.)

NZ Stephano · Jan 20th 2013, 11:46am

Wish granted, but you stab yourself with it (Harikari).

I wish for a bowl of frozen blueberries.

Johnny K · Jan 22nd 2013, 9:53am

Wish Granted, but then you drop them on the floor

I wish I had a real life stephano!

NZ Stephano · Jan 22nd 2013, 10:40am

Johnny K wrote:

Wish Granted, but then you drop them on the floor

I wish I had a real life stephano!

Um... You pick them up off the floor and put them back into the bowl?

Wish granted, but I always lead you to trouble.

Johnny K · Jan 22nd 2013, 11:47am

NZ Stephano wrote:

Johnny K wrote:

Wish Granted, but then you drop them on the floor

I wish I had a real life stephano!

Um... You pick them up off the floor and put them back into the bowl?

Wish granted, but I always lead you to trouble.

Do you know how fast bacteria swarms anything if it touched the ground for even a millisecond? (Nerd Power!!!)

Btw, you need to do a wish!

NZ Stephano · Jan 22nd 2013, 12:12pm

Johnny K wrote:

NZ Stephano wrote:

Johnny K wrote:

Wish Granted, but then you drop them on the floor

I wish I had a real life stephano!

Um... You pick them up off the floor and put them back into the bowl?

Wish granted, but I always lead you to trouble.

Do you know how fast bacteria swarms anything if it touched the ground for even a millisecond? (Nerd Power!!!)

Btw, you need to do a wish!

Public education system, you fail again.

Bacteria doesn't grow on frozen goods, nor does it gain bacteria from being dropped. The frozen surface will be too cold for bacteria.

Johnny K · Jan 22nd 2013, 12:38pm

NZ Stephano wrote:

Johnny K wrote:

NZ Stephano wrote:

Johnny K wrote:

Wish Granted, but then you drop them on the floor

I wish I had a real life stephano!

Um... You pick them up off the floor and put them back into the bowl?

Wish granted, but I always lead you to trouble.

Do you know how fast bacteria swarms anything if it touched the ground for even a millisecond? (Nerd Power!!!)

Btw, you need to do a wish!

Public education system, you fail again.

Bacteria doesn't grow on frozen goods, nor does it gain bacteria from being dropped. The frozen surface will be too cold for bacteria.

Who says they aren't melted by the time they hit the floor?

:O

stryder221 · Jan 22nd 2013, 9:27pm

I wish for this little conversation to end, so we can get back to corrupting.

Johnny K · Jan 22nd 2013, 9:56pm

then wish for somthing lol. I'll wish.

I wish I had superpowers!

stryder221 · Jan 22nd 2013, 10:21pm

Johnny K wrote:

then wish for somthing lol. I'll wish.

I wish I had superpowers!

If you look closely, I DID make a wish. :rolleyes:

Granted, but your superpower is being able to talk to a goldfish.

I wish I could use magic.

Johnny K · Jan 22nd 2013, 10:49pm

stryder221 wrote:

Johnny K wrote:

then wish for somthing lol. I'll wish.

I wish I had superpowers!

If you look closely, I DID make a wish.

Granted, but your superpower is being able to talk to a goldfish.

I wish I could use magic.

Awh Sh*t! Wish-ception lol. I didn't notice, lol. Good one XD

Wish Granted, but the only magic you could use are magic card tricks.

I wish I had the power to see the future!

stryder221 · Jan 22nd 2013, 11:51pm

Granted, but you can only see where in the future you die.

I wish I had full control of time itself.
(Turning it back, accelerating it. etc.)

Johnny K · Jan 23rd 2013, 2:20am

Granted, But you go back too far and get eaten by a dinosaur.

I wish i had a sammich right now.

stryder221 · Jan 23rd 2013, 2:43am

Granted, but it eats you. (Don't ask...)

I wish I could control the elements. (You know, throwing fireballs around. Lightning... etc)

Johnny K · Jan 23rd 2013, 4:37am

Granted, but everytime you use any ability, it backfires on you and it doesn't tickle.

I wish I could live in the 90's again!

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