New YEAR!!

I'm trying to sing while writing BUT I CANT I CANT DO IT ITS SO HARD ITS SO HARD I CANT

I am struggling i dont laugh dont laugh Eddie! CANT YOU SEE
eddie you only get likes because you're a slut
a sexy slut.
A boy slut
i dont know
SABE ME

GASP EDDIE I DIDNT KNOW U KNOW SAM SMITH?! Can I take him and make him sing for me?! NOT LIKE TAT. HE CAN JUST SIT DOWN AND SING WITHA. GUIATART I DONT THINK DIRTY OKAY.
The guy on your right looks like him. Is he him? Or is he just a guy? My sister says i CN speak english. I CAN SPEAK ENLGISH

I MUST NOT BE HIGH EDDIE! :$&& HAHA HA TRIPLE CHIN
I just invented this emoji..

Why? You confused?! IM NOT CONFUSED

Okay. Do you eat PIE?!

You lied to me Edwin. YOU ARE NOT A PIE YOU SIMPLY EAT PIE

DONT CRY. IM SORRY

THANK YOU EDDIE YOURE SO NICE

OH YAYA YOU FOUND A JOB NOW YOU CAN MAKE MONEY FOR YOUR CAR EDDIE!!!