Here's No. 1. It's a parody of Viva La Vida by Coldplay. I hope it makes sense.

i used to rule the web, pigs would rise when i gave the word
now in the morning i hide alone, flee the halls i used to own

i used to roll the mouse, feel the fear in my very own eyes,
listen as the crowd would sing, "now he's king of the web, long live the king"

one minute i held the key, next the bros closed in on me,
i discovered that stephano stands,
upon a pillar of bronze, a pillar of tan

i hear containment breach sirens are ringing,
ao oni's many forms are singing,
be my best friend, my guide, my sheild, my embassy into a foreign feild
for some reason i can't explain, once you go there is never, never an honest win, that was when i ruled the web.

it was a wicked and wild wind, blew down the doors to let me in
shattered bottles and the sound of guns, people couldn't believe what they'd become

173 just waits, for my head on a silver plate, just a character inside a thing,
oh who would ever want to be king?

i hear containment breach sirens are ringing,
ao oni's many forms are singing,
be my best friend, my guide, my sheild, my embassy into a foreign feild
for some reason i can't explain, i know stephano won't call my name, never an honest win, that was when i ruled the web.