I made a song:
We drink to our youth, and to days come and gone.
For the age of spam comments is now nearly done.
We'll drive out the spammers from this land that we own.
With our new bro website we will take back our home.
All hail to Felix! You are Youtube King!
In your great honor we drink and we sing!
We're the children of Youtube, and we fight a for no spam!
And when Pewdiepie Beckons, all spammers scram!
But this land is ours and we'll see it wiped clean
Of the scourge that has sullied our hopes and our dreams.

All hail to Felix! You are Youtube King!
In your great honor we drink and we sing!
We're the children of Youtube, and we fight a for no spam!
And when Pewdiepie Beckons, all spammers scram!

We drink to our youth, and to days come and gone.
For the age of spam comments is now nearly done.

Adapted from "Age of Oppression"