What on the left side of you will be your weapon in a zombie apocalypse

Conro777 · Sep 6th 2012, 8:54pm

Apparently a half full bottle of dr. pepp----HORSE?!? How'd you get in here?? Nevermind, great timing, just walk over here to the left of me, thaaaaaat's it---He drank the remains of the Dr. Pepper. Well then. How 'bout that.

dragonlord7132 · Sep 7th 2012, 4:58pm

My... Brother? oh, a human shield! i get it!

Pinkazoid · Sep 11th 2012, 12:25am

A pillow....

Well, at least I can suffocate them to death

Mr poptart · Sep 12th 2012, 7:58am

I have my machete

PhaZe · Sep 12th 2012, 4:48pm

I got two choices on my left, a lightswitch and a door.

Wobblematic · Sep 12th 2012, 4:50pm

A glass.

DemonWolf97 · Sep 14th 2012, 1:26am

The cord for my laptop charger.....
Not sure how effective that'll be.

A Legit Phoenix · Sep 14th 2012, 1:41am

My couch. Well, that seems inefficient

Maxinial · Sep 14th 2012, 8:08am

a tablet pen......... well I can draw the zombies c:

liam12192 · Sep 14th 2012, 9:08pm

a packet of half eaten jaffa cakes..... lets do this >.>

DollyDaisy · Sep 14th 2012, 9:37pm

Makeup.....I CAN GIVE THE ZOMBIES A MAKE OVER :O

PeaceKeeper · Sep 14th 2012, 10:32pm

my brother LOLOLOLOL XD

legoulbik · Sep 15th 2012, 9:41am

NUCLEAR A BOMB

CaelCrow · Sep 15th 2012, 9:45pm

I have an electric candle stand. Let there be light, motherflipper.

DB730 · Sep 15th 2012, 11:11pm

a bucket......i say it is a barrel XD

Letalis · Oct 2nd 2012, 2:44pm

My pillow. ._.

Max · Oct 2nd 2012, 4:05pm

Cup of coffee x.x

I guess I'll be hyped up?

I refuse to use it as a weapon, it's too yummy.

Ghosty · Oct 2nd 2012, 4:48pm

*Looks to the left, sees barrelz*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Julian · Oct 3rd 2012, 12:35am

My blackberry u,u

PeaceKeeper · Oct 3rd 2012, 2:11pm

my cellphone...
...
ROCK HARD AND OWN ALL THAT STANDS!!
(FUCK YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!)

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