Jokes For All :)

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    • Jokes For All :)

      Hey everyone. Thought i would bring some laughter to the forum by adding some jokes from time to time ( could be 1-20 per day )
      I hope you enjoy :D


      #1-A guy wakes up at 12:01 on his 20 year wedding anniversary am and decides to go to the kitchen for a glass of water and just sit and think.
      His wife comes down after awhile and askes "honey are you ok?"
      he replies by saying "Do you remember when i met you?"
      "yes"
      "Do you remember when your dad caught us making out when you were 16?"
      "yes"
      "Do you remember that your dad said that if i dont marry you he will put me in prison for 20 years?"
      "yes why?"

      ...."I would have gotten out today" :thumbsup:
      smile is worth 1000 words.....

    • Hahaha well that is one happy marriage xD
      Nice one :thumbup:
      On the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit, but just like an onion, when you peel off more layers, you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying.



      If the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!

    • #2- On my way home from my mother’s, I realized I’d left my cell phone at her house. So I went back to get it. Upon retrieving it, I noticed I had a message from Mom. She’d texted, “You left your phone.”
      smile is worth 1000 words.....