As I sit here with a delectable spot of tea and watch the help tidy away my croquet set, I thought it best to introduce myself proper rather than intruding on discussion without prior acquaintance. While I am aware that a select few have already been made aware of my presence I thought it best to formally announce myself as one of many representatives of The Motherland.

I was dragged brought here many moons ago by the one who identifies as 'Vicsyyy' and while my attendance is irregular at best within the confines of this here website I do remain for a while for some banter with my fellow red coats and those beyond the seas of our Queen's great nation.

I specialise in the area of applications for the world wide web and mobile devices on a mercenary basis, that is to say that one will provide you with one's coding services if one is offered the correct amount of sterling. One is also an advancing programmer of the art of games, studying at an exquisite establishment in the middle of our majesty's land, commonly known as Stafford.

I do hope you got all of that? Splendid.

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TRANSLATION: A'ight? Been 'ere a bit but nev' introduced meself. Got pull'd in'ere by Dat ass a while back and chatt'd a bit. I code if the price is right, a'ight? 'n I make games 'n stuff.

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tl;dr Vics brought me here, I write code for a living and make games. Also I'm British. Dano please don't touch me inappropriately.

There is more than an ounce of truth to this claim.