"Don't pull that with me. If you can reverse fire, fixing a door is not an issue. Even a beginner alchemist could fix that. Even I could fix it."
The dragoness rolled her eyes.
"But I don't want to."
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"That wasn't my intention, but..."
A pause.
"Let's say... If you can land one hit on me, I'll... Oh, I dunno... Take you somewhere for dinner, I guess?"
"But..."
A wicked grin slid across Tristam's face.
"If you can't... Well... There's this new thing called "Ama-ama Dango.", that quite frankly, looks delicious. Expensive, though."
After unbarring the door, he made for the window, so as not to have an awkward moment if caught walking out of someone else's room.
"I'll be heading for the lake."
The dragoness rolled her eyes.
"But I don't want to."
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"That wasn't my intention, but..."
A pause.
"Let's say... If you can land one hit on me, I'll... Oh, I dunno... Take you somewhere for dinner, I guess?"
"But..."
A wicked grin slid across Tristam's face.
"If you can't... Well... There's this new thing called "Ama-ama Dango.", that quite frankly, looks delicious. Expensive, though."
After unbarring the door, he made for the window, so as not to have an awkward moment if caught walking out of someone else's room.
"I'll be heading for the lake."

You know, most people call me insane...
That's what happens when I try to reason with people, they don't like it, and I eventually end up turning them to charcoal in the end...
Why are you looking at me like that?
Despite popular belief, I did not draw the avatar I'm using. I can't draw.