Your First Crush?

Never fell in love, I have no heart!!!!!
But if some pretty girls would ask me, maybe I will have a heart...

My first crush begins in second grade. Her name was Samantha. She only talked to me and laughed with me cause I share snacks.
One day I poisoned her.
Bitch had it coming.
She died.


Don't trust hungry bitches.

5th grade, my pastor's daughter. Used to think I love her, but she turned out to really be just one of my first big crushes, only a year older than me and she's hot as fuck.
Oh, and I just got high with her 2 days ago. So I'd say things are going well 5 years later.

Uh... 8th Grade. He's my closest guy friend and these feelings of mine continued until the first two months of 10th Grade, which was this June to July, lol. I told my best girl friend (let's call her Bebang) that I like him, but through his actions, it was clear that he liked Bebang. Aaaand Bebang likes him as well. So I started distancing myself and voila! They're now together. I'm just faking a smile whenever she talks about how sweet he is and blah blah.

Lisa Foxx, I was in grade 4, she was in grade 5. I had a huge crush on her, but no confidence to say anything. Now she's a member of the green party in Canada. Saw her on a ballot the last time I went to vote... it was pretty funny.

First crush, broke my heart into tiny little pieces

Pretty much it

I initially read the thread name as 'Your first church?' and I was like..

I've never had a crush nor have I genuinely lusted any other person of any gender.

Is this Normal? :S

My first crush..Hmm.
That must've been a girl in class when I was 6 year old>.<

my first crush was my girlfriend when I was like 5-6 at school...

she is now a drug fuelled lesbian who looks more of a man than I do.
life is pretty fun.