ok hey there guys
uh i kinda need help with homework
1. i have to make a poster about conflict diamonds wondering if anyone could give me any information

2. we need to make like a little joke business cards for two dictators... i dont have any idea who to do (everyone in my Social studies class is doing hitler so... no)
i want some suggestions who to do and when i find information on them if someone could make me the business card
i say what it says and stuff
but on the looking good (which does get judged) i dont think i will be very good

any help would be appreciated
*EDIT* i want it to look somthing like this can change it to anything that makes it look better (pretty much anything)

*EDIT 2* i need a dictator i could make a cheesy business card for - example - Adolf Hitlers Gas suppliers

ready to drop gas anywhere

(cant do that some other dude already handed in one saying that)

cant be fictional characters and osama bin laden is not a dictator

and i said i will fill out the information but seeing as it has to look good or i get moved to basic ive just asked people to make a little joke card (my humor is terrible when it comes to a new zeland audience) and it doesnt have to be to much... just has to look good i will try my best to reward the person who gives me the best result (i sense a contest coming on)

this has not gone off topic..... and kim jong il hmmmmmm wonder what he done.... oh wait shit i just set myself up for reasearch

*bumped* because of update