Last post wins!!!! =D

... meep.
I loose.

I'm a loser, but I'm also a winner.

For now.

I don't care, I'll just eat you.

Derp derp derp derp derp derp derpderpdeerp

FAK YEAH!

BE QUIET

I DONT CAAAAAAAAARE

SON OF A BARREL!

herpaderp

Next person to post wakes up in Slendy's forest tommorow.

-wakes up, finds myself in slenderman's forest, walks around for a bit, never bothers to collect any pages, finds the nearest fence and climbs out- that was strange.
-finds a paper on the floor as I walk away, I pick it up since I don't know what it is, I suddenly find myself inside of the forest again and drums beating ever so slowly, now unable to leave, I search for the pages of slenderman-
C'mon flashlight, work!
-turns on the flashlight and sees slenderman right up at my face, my vision blurring, I feel myself getting dragged away to someplace cold and damp. I slowly wake up, realizing where I am. It's completely dark, so I get my flashlight and shine it around, it seems I am in a cave of some sort... I try to get up, but my legs aren't responding to me. I flash the light down to my legs, and to my shock and horror, they are gone. Not ripped, not chopped, just completely vanished. I end up crawling my way to where I think an opening is, not realizing that slenderman was slowly following me while I crawled. As I reach the exit, I feel the long grotesque arms wrap around my body, and drag me back in. It was clear to me, I am unable to escape-

xD mwhahaah

Knock Knock

-opens door- GET OFF MAH LAWN

FREEZE I GOT A TANK!GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!

I have flying sharks with missiles attached to their heads HA!

I'll ride an unicorn !

I will ride Slendie >:].

Unicorns are better ...

My missile sharks have a nyan cat attactchment IT IS UNSTOPPABLE