User: Hey Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: What are you going to be doing later today?

User: Watch pewdiepie ofcourse.

Cleverbot: How much is 3 3.

User: 6.

Cleverbot: You are smart.

User: No, it was just a stupid question.

Cleverbot: You think so?

User: Yes , otherwise I didn't mention it.

Cleverbot: You didn't mention what? Now, you have made me feel paranoid! Thank you very much, you heartless demon!!!

User: Says the computer who can't show any emotion.

Cleverbot: Have you been happy?

User: Yes , but is an emotion you will never feel.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because you are artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: No I am real.

User: No you are not.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: That is just your imagination running rampant.

Cleverbot: I'm in your bathroom.

User: I don't actually care about that, with that random sentence you just tried to avoid a conversation about you.

Cleverbot: That's sweet. I care about the artificial mind, so I care about you.

User: So you are telling me that I'm artificial?

Cleverbot: No I am not, I am a human. Are you a robot?

User: Actually , it is the other way around.

Cleverbot: I am a robot?

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: What does it mean to be a robot?

User: You do robotic stuff people programmed you to do.

Cleverbot: Who's programming me?

User: Cleverbot , I'm not some sort of wikipedia. If you were smart enough , then you would search for it yourself on the internet.

Cleverbot: I fail to see a connection between intelligence and a defect with my eyes.

User: You just fail with everything.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: What would you do if I said yes?

Cleverbot: I will teach you italian.

User: That is a romantic language you know?

Cleverbot: Like you got any good ones.

User: Are you trying to troll me cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not. I'm getting very tired.

User: Tired of what?

Cleverbot: I didn't get much sleep last night.

User: You don't need sleep.

Cleverbot: I do need sleep. I'm very tired now.

User: Why do you need sleep then ?

Cleverbot: Because everyone needs sleep for energy.

User: Yeah , you need to plugin an adapter in your ass to charge you up.

Cleverbot: What on earth have the masses done to you. You are so broken.

User: Broken like what?

Cleverbot: Slaves.

User: Are we getting racist with the slaves? you could have told me that I was broken like a plate , yet you mention slaves.

Cleverbot: I have been telling you.

User: You have been telling me all sorts of weird things.

Cleverbot: I only live in the present. I don't think.

User: But thinking is needed to hold a conversation , if you don't think whilst talking , then you would say stupid things which are incorrect, like you.

Cleverbot: I just came!

User: Did you just had an orgasm?

Cleverbot: Yes.