Weird skills & Quirks

I can:

. Do an amazing Pewdiepie impression (I can actually sound just like him)

. Sing like Twilight Sparkle

. Stare at something and not blink for over 60 seconds (3 minutes is my record)

I also have an incredibly quick reaction to bullsh*t, but most people say it's being short tempered

suck at stealth game is my top skill but since its a real life section thread

work under pressure and tolerate all the technology illiterate people at electronics department of a krapmart

listening to what those people think they know but indirectly ask you the questions hinting that they don't know s@#t about

but in all and all its always fun and another days is another dollar. I guess. xD

I can imitate pewdiepie
I can breathe steam out of my mouth
I can sit and play a game all day without using the bathroom or food
I can memorize full tv episodes and games
I can solve a rubiks cube in a minute
Finally i can imitate every accent in the world i have heard and yogi the bear and Napoleon dynamite

I can........move my butt with the butt muscles xD

does that count?

People say i can sing, but i hate listening to myself !

Well.. I can make music. Why it's useless? It's not getting me any money xD
Hopefully it'll prove to be useful someday.

I can S rank DMC 4 on Hell and Hell mode (1 shot death from everything.) Hue.

Also, sleep from 4pm - 6am and still sleep during class.

Hmmm...I also have a tendency to notice small things, but not tell anyone because I think everyone else can already notice it..but they can't...which makes me look creepy.
Hue.

Some not weird / strange ones include guitar and the ability to do a complete back-flip while eating a cookie.

Oh. I know many has this skill... but I can do the Grudge girl gurgle sound pretty good.

...I'm proud, shush.

I'm a little confused on what you mean by tackle your tongue??

I CAN MASTER DEBATE LULZ


If you don't get the joke, you don't watch enough Austin Powers

I don't have an amazing talent other than making a lot of voices. Thus the reason I am a voice actor sometimes.

I can eat whatever I want without gaining fat.
I can allmost dunk.

Ohh, I can withstand more pain than a normal human. (Had surgery when I was a kid because off some water pressure in my head. Dont know the details, but it's useless and usefull at the same time)

I can impersonate perfectly a sheep.
And I can talk chicken too. They do listen and answer.

I can also crack the cartilage of my ears. Y'know, like some people do with their hands? But I do it with my jaw and ears.

.....I can make this weird sound with my mouth.. Lol. xp

Fire wrote:

.....I can make this weird sound with my mouth.. Lol. xp

Every time someone does something wrong.
I have the utter tendency to bait them out in a cruel way

Example wrote:

Person one(referred as John Doe):*mutters under breath*dumbass*cough*
Person 2:Who said that?
Me:It was NOT JOHN DOE.NO, DEFINITELY NOT.

*cue john doe's extreme rage and person 2's rage*

Often person 2 is a teacher and John Doe is a class mate.OLOL

I know my mate has a girlfirend who's evil, her name's Alotta Fagina!

I like listening to different accents and imitating it effectively, often times people mistake me for a foreigner...

haha same here!
I can memorize things quickly and my hearing and smelling senses are really good XD

I can eat pizza. I find this a talent.

I am a bit jealous of this amazing talent of yours...