Justin Bieber so I could kill myself and do the world a favor.

Also Taylor Swift so I could make millions writing about cheesy repetitive break up songs about relationships that never really happened.

Forget these sluts, scroll down.

Ryan Gosling so I had a better shot at snatching up Jenna Marbles, Katherine Webb,
and all those "high class"... "woman" at the Playboy Mansion.

2Pac.

Rick Astley. Just to go around and rick roll the shit out of people.

I'm actually gonna be a jerk instead of focusing on what you asked.

Why do people make topics in 2 seconds? When I make a topic I check my spelling before sending it... and if I don't know a word or suspect I might be writing it wrong, I Google it.

And then people dare to ask why they're not liked.

Okay, sorry. Rant over. Nothing super personal nordtristen. Kind of.


...anyway, I wouldn't be any "celeberty" but if I could be any celebrity I'd probably pick Coco because she's fabulous and has an amazing ass.

gordon joseph levitt because he's my mancrush and i would be sexy as hell.

This genius

She's beautiful. Talented. Smart. She was able to play out my favorite book series

Need I say more?

I change my mind.
I wanna be.


So everything I say is fucking amazing and all you will be jealous of my amazing vocal sexiness.