Above user's avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

NZ Stephano · Jun 27th 2013, 12:03pm

stryder221 wrote:

NZ Stephano wrote:

Magic word is big shaggy tits.
Now teach me magic fur fag.

*Sigh...*

"I was afraid this event might happen. Such a shame, I thought we could be civil. Now, let me put this as politely as I can..."

"No, the magic word is "Please", barbarian. And despite popular belief, NOT ALL FURRIES ARE PERVERTS, as you seem to be believing. You have lost your chance at magic forever, Stephano. I only hope that in the future you will learn from this mistake and be somewhat polite next time, but I highly doubt you will."

TL;DR: "YOU LOSE! YOU GET NOTHING! GOOD DAY, SIR!"

Edit: Whoops, missed someone, let me fix that.

"Ooh! Fluffy ears!"

This wasn't your chance to say no.
Teach me some fucking magic already.
I do take back the fur fag comment, nothing more.

Also to the person above me...
WILSON?! WILSON!!!

Tms · Jun 27th 2013, 4:45pm

That's no wilson, he's detective molten. However he's investigating the disappearence of Mr Wilson.

As for stephano, shoo! This isnt pewdies lets play. Off you go.

Zara · Jun 27th 2013, 7:55pm

I'd kick it out of the window.

Dandy Dragon · Jun 28th 2013, 1:35am

"Sir, he's back, he's fucking back. He-"

Zara · Jun 28th 2013, 3:18am

Take it's candy.

Dandy Dragon · Jun 28th 2013, 3:48am

"Holy shit sir, he just aggressively took my fucking cotton candy. Everything but my candy you son of a-" *Static noises*

Yukari Yakumo · Jun 28th 2013, 4:07am

Take her candy (again). huehuehue...*evil laugh*

Dandy Dragon · Jun 28th 2013, 5:44am

God fucking dammit kagerou stop it, for i am not a transient being which is older than toyosatomimi-chan itself. Which surely means that i'm older than you

Yukari Yakumo · Jun 28th 2013, 6:39am

I'm sorry Kokoro-chan! I'm really sorry! Here, take it back. *spellcard and run*

Powersocke · Jun 30th 2013, 6:58pm

*cackle*cackle* Who might THIS be? Hello there, little catgirl~

Zara · Jul 1st 2013, 2:02am

BITCH WHAT YOU WANNA DO TO ME?!!

Travelgar · Jul 1st 2013, 3:54am

Hey, why are you looking me like that?! I was sleeping!! Hush!

Dandy Dragon · Jul 1st 2013, 6:52am

What now? Stop being jealous to everyone and everything goddammit. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY MASK YOU CHEESE HEAD

PeaceKeeper · Jul 1st 2013, 12:11pm

...
hi...
*nosebleedfromcutnessoverload*

Yukari Yakumo · Jul 1st 2013, 4:00pm

Well shit.. Relax..relax, just ignore him *continue to sleep*

NuMetalWolf · Jul 2nd 2013, 1:03pm

Yakumo-saaamm!!! =3
*cuddles* X3

stryder221 · Jul 2nd 2013, 2:03pm

"PUPPEH!"

*Starts scratching behind the ears.*

"Who's a good dog? Who is it? You're a good dog! Yes, you are!"

Dandy Dragon · Jul 2nd 2013, 2:11pm

You're not a Khajiit. What. Are you....

Yukari Yakumo · Jul 2nd 2013, 2:28pm

You again! What do you want from me?
You keep visiting my house and wake me up in the midnight.

One question, is that an "Eternal Cotton Candy"?

Dandy Dragon · Jul 2nd 2013, 7:03pm

Well how about you? Keep popping on the side of my bed like that. Do that again and i'll bondage the fuck outta you. And no, this is an ordinary cotton candy mononobe-chan bought for me. (That being said she looks older than me)

Above user's avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

stryder221 wrote:

NZ Stephano wrote:

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