Above user's avatar appears out of nowhere in your bedroom while you sleep. What do you do?

I should have known this would come in handy
"takes out a shotgun inside his pillow"

*sniffle* just like keroro and the others...

i would pick up the spheal and begin to roll it around the room, laugh histarically, get some fish, make it breakfast, put it in a box, take it out, spin it on my finger, feed it more fish, give it a toaster strudel ,take it to school, put it in a toilet, take it out, clean it, hug it and set it next to my pillow and go back to sleep.

I would say, "Who left this puppet here'" and throw it out the window.

"Hm? I feel a presence, but I don't see anything."

I get my video camera and look.

"Oh, okay."

AAAOUUUUUUUUUW CRAP!!!
*jumps out the window (like a baws XD)*

OH MAN YOU'RE TINY

hello. would you like garlic bread? in the shape of a cross?

Um....some odd reason you look like generation 6 pokemon.....huh..... "falls asleep"

A logo? Alright.
Cool.

"pls get out, you're scaring me"

"Calm down please! Or..or.. I'll kill you! I mean.. I'll call the police!"

"So Yukari, 10000 years of living and not once have you gone out? talk about Agoraphobia...."

Hey, do you want a pizza? =)
Locks you in fridge...

"A car? In my bedroom? I must be dreaming! Wait..wait..how did it get in here?"
... *think* "Maybe, it's really just a dream"
"Why everyone always interrupt my sleep?"
*go back to sleep*

YES, YES YOU GAPHAG. TAKE ME TO GENSOKYO RIGHT FUCKING NOW

I'd be rather happy
A least it's not Jeff The Killer

stop starring at me with those eyes....no they are taking control of me...NO NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Graffiti it.
c:

OOC: Meh..2sleepy2doit.

Back to topic: *Keep calm and be nice* Err..Cool gun dude! Can I have one?

My time machine must have worked.