What would you do if someone came and said "Go die and no one would cry"?

Sometimes you can handle things peacefully and get along with people.
Sometimes you just need to smile, flip them off, say fuck you, turn on your heel and walk away. Not much more than that you can do.

I would walk up right close to them, my face a half-inch away from theirs, and simply say this, as soft as a whisper:

"Listen, mother-fucker, I'll fuck your ear."

They'd be so surprised when I tell them that, and I would walk off, laughing like a psychopath. They wouldn't WANT to speak to me again.


Bitch won't say anything in future.

I think laugh should be an option

Love is the only thing that can destroy hate. The reason people "troll" is to get a reaction and start an argument but if you're nice back they'll be all like "wtf!?" and if they actually have a soul (which most trolls don't) then they may even think "Now I feel like a dick, he/she was alright :\"

I would say "but when I cry, someone dies.." and then scare them... Yeah, or just say "thanks man, love you too *sarcasm face* "

Smile is the best option

Well I'm from the Philippines and I don't think that Filipinos would do that. So..... if |I heard that I would Record some videos and upload them on youtube like nothing happened!

I'd ask why that person is throwing insults in the form of a nursery rhyme. >_>

I'd just smile and walk away. c:

I wouldn't actually care, just shrug my shoulders I suppose, I wouldn't think of it again or cry or anything. It'd just be a yeah ok whatever thing.

NOT
A
SINGLE
FUCK
WAS
GIVEN
THAT
DAY

exactly what I would say!
Those Idiots doesn't respect your humanity so who cares? They are stupid bullies.

''Go die and everybody will be happy.''

I would say in a very sarcastic way "oh my god no one gives a fuck about me wah im crying WAHWAHWAH." and then i'll give them my mastered serious face (i say mastered because I CAN'T DO MY SERIOUS FACE WITHOUT LAUGHING) and say "but i don't give a fuck, so fuck off."

"Well... Least I'm gonna die with a raging boner"


Yeah... I'd totally say that. It is really unwise to even think of hating them because it only means you would stoop to their level... So you may as well just mess around with them. ^_^

Well well, It actually Depends on the person who said it
- If it was a bad person you should just walk as if you didn't hear anything as if he didn't existed.
- IF it was a someone you care about or a good friend or a boyfriend..etc you should sort it off with him/her and if he wouldn't listen to reason or eventually didn't work out just ignore the situation and Put it behind your back.( be the better person )

I know girls are senstive and stuff like that.. ,but + it would make him look stupid

Think to yourself, if you were in that persons shoes saying that, "what are they really feeling?"
Either walk off and have a better day than they are having or smile to their face and walk off then have a better day than they are having.

Just smile, because you know at the end of the day, one of you is going to be walking away.

Joke em if they can't take a fuck.