Highschool Simulator 2012

'Meh s'okay', I said, walking back to my seat.

'FUCK YEAH, LETS BLOW SHIT UP!'

"hm, unlikely"

anna first of all may i ask for not that kind of language?
ok so for our first week were going to learn about forensic science.
ok so for our first lesson can i have a volunteer?
*looks around room*
*sees no one volunteers*
Anna will you come up here?
*after she gets up here i whisper in her ear*
*"Dont worry there only paint pellets"*
*backs a few feet away*
*holds up a gun*
Say your last words!
*giggles*
*shoots anna with a paint pellet but it looks like a real gun*
*anna falls to the ground*

"WTF?! WHY WHOULD YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!" I was shoked, wtf was this?!

*giggles*
*walks near daely*
*looks at the white board*
*shoots at the white board*
*giggles*
there only paint pellets but there to show a crime scene
Ok so class what would you think is in this crime scene
*walks over to the board*
*wipes it off*
*writes huge on the board*
*"What is on a crime scene"*
Ok so any ideas?

bust through the classroom door. "sorry i'm late" i find my way to a open seat.

*falls asleep*

"Hey, can I get one of those? It could be fun in the hallway." I joked.

*whistles loudly*
Ok class now answer the question ok
if this crime scene were real what do you think would be at the scene?

"a body"

"I would ask you: What does this have to do with science?" I say loudly, and some of the classmates give a slight chuckle.

"Food! I mean, the dead person was obviously eating!"

Johnathan its a type of science. Forensic science is used by many detectives to solve crime scenes.
and every week we will study a difernt type of science.
Ok so weve said food and a body ... prety good.
ok also,
how do you guys think the policeman will figure out how to tell who did it?

"They search the blood and fingerprints, they also check Dna matches etc etc."

"THANK GOD I WATCH CSI."

"footprints maybe? i think i depends on where the crime happened."

nice job! ok so now
you guys see the ink and paper on your table right?
well if ya dont. go to the nurses ofice.
Anyway when i say go you are going to stick your finger in the ink and press it on the paper
*shows how to do it*
when your done and the person next to you is done talk and compare fingerprints

"The only clue now is the bullet, and we get to know the weapon he or she used. We get a list of very many people, who have a legal gun that uses that type of rounds. And we don't know if he or she might have used an illegal gun. We can't get any fingerprints because of blood. And for you to know, even a paintball-gun might do a serious wound from under ten feet. And I am sure, that is not a real gun, because it did not penetrate and she does not drip blood."

'LOL I'M DEAD'.

I waved my arms about on the floor

'SSKKWWEEE'

" Hahahaha, That's some funny stuff Anna."

" Hey, miss, seriously, can I borrow that thing?"