hurr durr that's fat lard me

I was once fat so I feel I can say Im clapping :p

Morgrayne wrote:

it's a derp seal xD

I used to be the fattest little kid at school. Now, I'm on my way to a 6-pack. Building muscle/eating healthy ftw!

My brother is so fat, he once walked by the TV when I was watching One Piece, and I missed 6 seasons.

i used to be fat.. well, now im not fat... just lazy.. that probably gonna makes me fat again.

Oh my god.. SHarky, you just made me laughed so hard

Fap Fap Fap

I MEAN

Clap Clap Clap

Dano is so fat.... that it boosts his sex appeal.

is fat, but also tall.

Fuck yeah, bitches loves them fat men

I am going to write a very long and random post because I'm bored.

Sometimes when I think, I think about what it would be like to be a cheesefilled pandabear. And when I wonder about that, I also stumble upon me thinking about doing other stuff as a cheesefilled pandabear. And I would find it troublesome. No sauna, I would melt like a fucktard. All my insides would become stale if kept to dry/cold. I would start molding and rotting from the inside.

So then I decide to think like this instead: What if a cheesefilled pandabear were to burst through my door and yell "FAGGOT BITCHTITTIES!" at me. I think that would be hilarious. Even though it would probably also be frightening.

I would tame the shit out of this pandabear though, replace my polarbear Botch with the pandabear and call him Jeffrey. And since Jeffrey will probably die sooner, I'd have to try to get Botch back, but Botch would probably be mad at me and yell "FAGGOT BITCHTITTIES!" at me. Then I would just resume to play BL2 and laugh my ass off.

And then I actually resume to the game I'm playing and ask myself... What the fuck is wrong with me? And then I'd come up with a whole bunch of stuff and debate with myself if these things actually are wrong.

Okay I'm done.

Have fun.

Hell yeah! We're more cuddly AND we know how to eat (if you know what I mean)

RunescapeHullFanatic wrote:

Hell yeah! We're more cuddly AND we know how to eat (if you know what I mean)

Genius.
+ 1 internets man

I can eat the shit out of myself (literally) and not gain weight, I'm such a badass.

Same here, ty for fast metabolism

Kneesocks wrote:

Wobblematic wrote:

I can eat the shit out of myself (literally) and not gain weight, I'm such a badass.

Same here, ty for fast metabolism

I'm actually doing my best to gain weight ._.

Well , I'm not and I eat like hell and don't gain weight