dark rooms

"Couldn't you just OPEN it instead of smashing it?!"
*Icy writhes in pain on the door, now smashed onto the ground*

"Well at least now we can g-HEY!"
*I notice a tied up guy on the ground, staring at use with eyes wide open... his mouth still biting the rope, trying to break it.
immediately, we free him from the ropes.*

*I know i shouldn't jump on asking questions to someone that was imprisoned in an empty room, but i just can't resist*
"Who are you? Do you know what this place is? Where are we? How did you get here? Why the hell where you tied up like that on a chair?!
No... wait, sorry, let's just stay calm and talk a little"

Pulls him self towards the tied stranger face still on the ground!
mph mp mp mhm mph mph mp-mph!
"can't understand what I'm saying with my face still on the ground"

*facepalm* "Is this a joke...?"

*I introduce myself to the stranger*
"Name's Andrea. But you can call me Dima if you want... oh, this reminds me that i didn't introduce myself to you guys yet."
*I suddenly feel embarassed...*
"A-anyway, the guy crawling on the ground is Icy, he's a bit... strange, if you hadn't noticed. Are you fine? What's your name?"

"Does he look fine? Don't worry we'll get you outta there."

"finally gets my face off the ground"

blah....the rocks are some reason tasting better than the ice cream
"smacks his face on the ground again"

*breaks through last rope as door bursts down* i guess this is a series of... *puts on his eyeglasses* fortunate events.

"screams under the rocks"
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

*notices voice under rocks* oh, somones here! whoooo is iiiiiit?

and to be quite honest, i am completely cluless of most things. my names chuck, though. now, my questions who are all of you except dima, what is this place why are we here how long was i hereis there any tv, and WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

"looks up to Chuck"
Oh that was me yelling, haha I heard something I saw you put on your glasses so it reminded me of that thing!
"smiles and finally gets up"
Im Icy, the guy who can turn into 5 emotional Spheals from Happy, Sad, Angry, Weird, and Stupid! My whole personality!
"gets up dizzy from the smack on the door he did

*walks down the hall way and appears in the door leaning on it*My name is Lauren. Nice to meet you,*giggles*well i wish we all met in better circumstances but as you can guess we cant.*smiles*anyway chuck how long have you been here if you could guess?

"I'm James, I think... It's 2015. I don't know how I know, I just know."

"We have no idea about where we are, neither WHY we are here. However this place seemed like a castle to us... or a maze, whatever."
*-2015?- i think... -But i'm pretty sure it was 2013... did i stay here for 2 years? i don't get it-*

"Anyway, we're trying to figure out where we are, and how to get out of here. Mind if you join us? The more, the merrier, huh?", *i say with a smile*

"Man, i DO hope that TVs aren't involved with this place. I have a bad feeling about that..."

"Hope it's not midnight, either..." I chuckle to myself when hearing that then remembering what this castle with a red chest reminded me of.

well thats nice that none of you hate me... i do remember that when they tied me to the chair that they made me watch the ring up close. i asked if i could have some popcorn. they have terrible room service. anyways, im starving... anyone got any food?

Wow....you got better treatment!
"hears a cranking noise and sees two rocks splitting while a TV comes out"
Oh sh*t, please dont tell me its him, I dont want to die young!!!
"Jigsaw pops on the screen"
F*CK!!!!

*heads a bit scrambled after all thats happened* HAH HA, ITS A FUNNY CLOWN! *pointing to the screen* TELL A JOKE Mr. CLOWN GUY!

"It's just a still image, there's no audio or anything... Besides, Jigsaw is just a fictional character."

shaking tv vigorously* TELL A F*KING JOKE!

"Is he even sane?"